Ethereal Bonds: Lore

Sol vs Obscure in a Nutshell

All credit goes to the person who made this (video above), the only things that belongs to me are my ocs

Sol: (walks into room) So you're the legendary Obscure that everyone's tried so hard to beat.

Obscure: Heh. Who's asking?

Sol: What a question. Okay, first off, why do y'all do that? wHO's aSKinG? What do you expect me to say to that? You're just giving yourself away!

Obscure: (sweats nervously)

Sol: (continuing his rant) And what do I say? What do I say after that? 

Sol: Stupid. Like at least try to act like you don't know Phantomic or something be more creative. Like-uh, 'sorry I don't speak-' nevermind, I'm getting off topic. 

Sol: To answer your question-

Sol: -I'm the guy-

Sol: -that's gonna catch you.

Obscure: ...

Sol: ...

Obscure: (glaring) Oh really? With what evidence?

Sol: (smugly) Oh, there's plenty of evidence. Like what's in the pocket of your third cloak?

Obscure: (confidently) What? This bottle? 

Obscure: Why would a simple water bottle incriminate-

Sol: Shake it.

Obscure: ...

Obscure: (mentally) dammit.

Obscure: Heh. (shakes water bottle. A metallic sound resonates from within the bottle).

Obscure: You're smarter than you look.

Sol: (mentally) Bish what I-

Sol: That line doesn't work here, But anyways, I have reason to believe that you tried to find a key, to a certain ruin, that held a few Cursed Books. 

Sol: However, I swapped that key (holds out key) with a banana.

Obscure: (mentally) Wtf?  A banana? 

Sol: Before you got to it.

Obscure: (Opens bottle and pulls out the banana) 

Obscure: ??? (mentally) but the metal sound-

Obscure: (mentally trying to piece together what is going on with the power of math)

Obscure: (pulling himself back together because he remembered his plan) Impressive. But I only expected that.

Sol: Really?

Obscure: Y E S really (gently slams the bottle on a desk).

Obscure: I expected you to swap that out with this banana, so (peels banana to reveal the key inside), I managed to steal the key before I stole it.

Sol: (mentally) W H A T   T H E   A C T U A L   H E C K-

Obscure: And I implanted it in the banana that you would swap it with. (Gleefully) The one that you have is a fake replica of the key that I made!

Sol: Funny you should say that, because I knew you would make a fake key, SO I STOLE THE FAKE KEY YOU MADE, AND SWAPPED IT WITH THE REAL ONE. So that when you inevitably swapped it with the real one with the fake one, you actually put the real one back in its place!