1. "I am sending it around the world to promote world peace"
2. "Aliens stole it and you can't disprove it"
3. "I was busy saving the future so I couldn't do it, but at least the world is safe now"
4. "My homework didn't want to come into school today"
5. I was about to do it when future you popped up and told me not too. Because I respect you as a teacher I listened".
6. "I can't think of a good lie right now ask me in ten minutes"
7. "It's being used as a shield against Zombies"
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Ways to Annoy, excuses and random things.
De TodoWays to Annoy people from parents to friends. Excuses as to why you don't have your homework. Things to do if the world is taken over by zombies or aliens. Reasons why you should be ruler of the world. And many more random things.