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home isnt a place its a feeling

a talk between two friends:

friend1: ive hatched a plan

friend1:we put up posters of me that say MISSING $500 REWARD

friend2:right

friend1:then i HIDE BUT i tell YOU where im hiding

friend2:ok

friend1: THEN you come and "find"me

friend1:AND WE CLAIM THE REWARD

friend2:youre an idiot!

another conversation:

student1:how was the test?

student2:it was easy but question 5 confused me

student1:what was question five?

student2:question 5 asked you for the past tense of 'i think' so i thought and thought for about 3 minutes and ended up writing ' i thinked'

boy:knock knock!

girl:whos there?

boy:marry

girl:marry, who?

boy:marry me

peson1:i want to go watch a movie on sunday are you free?

person2:damn right im free this is america!

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