' ' How much ? ' ' Technoblade fanfiction

The deal.

It was clearly an adult's only establishment. Many reeked of alcohol, some smelt of weed, and others stank of,,, unspeakable things. If not for the crowd of maids that were serving lovely welcome dances to the patrons, no doubt the place would not even reach a star on Yelp. Jake stood there wondering what to do, and before long the server came to him and ushered him to a table. The server slid a menu on the table, bowed and ran off to serve the new customers walking in.

Jake looked at the menu and raised his eyebrows, expecting to see food he was quite suprised to see that there were only pictures of the maids, with their price and services listed beside it.

Jake was utterly.. surprised. Of course he expected food, but after also seeing the menu he also didn't excepted some of them to be quiet hot- As Jakes also slowly smirked at the ones he liked the most, he wouldn't mind having some business

He had quite the selection too,, Alongside names, he had slight descriptions of what they're like and what they look like. One was a literal diamond block, he was a teaser. One was A man in a white smiley mask, he apparently can do 'anything' in under 30 minutes. And so on,, now,, who shall he choose? There's still many that he can pick from, though he knew what he had in mind.

Strong

Tsundere

And sounds like he chain-smoked since birth

He continued flipping through the menu, brows furrowing slightly there isn't anyone who completely matched his taste, he was about to just give up and choose a maid with a white ribbon around his head when he saw.. Him. He was at the very last page and almost hidden, Jake was immediately intrigued. He continued reading the maid's description and almost shouted in joy, the maid was exactly what he had in his mind. The maid had Competition, had the Sass and The Confidence in him. Even though they were some downfalls But it was down on Jakes Type. And a bonus he loved Lasagna Its really good! +1 attraction already

And of course Jake Was ready to ask for service and Rings the bell that was on the middle of the table of course it has a Heart Symbol on it. Service was impeccable! Just as soon as it rung, his server appeared in his dress to ask the man what he'd like.

"What would you like to order sir? Drinks? Maids?"

Gosh, that sounds so odd, yet,, so compelling. Jake needed a minute to think.

"I'd like this one." He pointed at the menu, the text read Technoblade, "And a shot of whiskey- No,, 4 shots. For me and Techno." He nodded.

"Understandable! I'll call him over, I hope you enjoy the show~" The server winked before soon walking away with the order in hand, Jake watching with a slight sigh of relief. He just ordered a stripper,, oh my god. Did he just do this?

"Techno!" and soon,, he appeared. Pink hair. Short Skirt. Crown and all. Fishnet stockings. Red panties,,

" hey. "

He waved at Jake.

".." Jake couldn't speak, heck he couldn't even move. The man standing in front of him is beautiful, ethereal! Wonderful! with his messy hair and the beads of sweat trailing down his neck

Jake gulped, and greeted him back, "h-hi" he squeaked slowly going red.

Techno smirked and walked closer to Jake, patting his thigh he raised his eyebrow as if to ask permission.

Jake gulped, then nodded

Techno flashed another smile and plopped himself down on Jake's lap, he circled his arms around Jake's neck and practically purred into Jake's ear,