Oof I finally did the collab
I hope you enjoy!
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Warrior read the letter on the fridge (she checked to see if Can was in it first). "Hmm.. seems easy enough..." She mumbled to herself.
'Who am I kidding... this is going to be a nightmare!'
Warrior walked into the room to see 3 smol beans playing some toys. "Awww..." she said. As soon as she said it, the kids snapped there heads towards her. "Oh..uh.. hi! My name is Warrior! I'm your babysitter!" Warrior tells them.
One of the kids gasped. "You sit on babies! That's mean..." she said. Warrior laughs a little. "No silly, a babysitter watches over kids when their parents aren't home!" She explains. The smol bean nods slowly in understanding.
A few minutes later... the kids start going crazy. One was running on the walls... somehow, while the other two were trying to reach the alcohol cabinet (don't lie An0n, I know you got one). Warrior sighs before sneaking away from the kids and pulling out her phone to call someone.
A couple of rings later, someone answered.
(???)
Hello?
(Warrior)
Hey Cakes, I need your help!
(Cakes)
With what.. this better be important
(Warrior)
Uh... I need help with babysitting
(Cakes)
Do I get to eat the children?
(Warrior)
Wtf no
(Cakes)
Then I'm not interested
(Warrior)
I will give you beer~
(Cakes)
...
On my way now
Warrior chuckled. That dumb alcoholic would do anything for a bottle of beer. She stuffed her phone in her hoodie pocket and waited for Cakes to arrive.
~☆~ 10 Minutes Later ~☆~
A knock at the door was heard. Warrior quickly ran to the door to see Cakes standing there. "Wheres the beer," she says, letting herself in. Warrior rolls her eyes and led her to the kitchen.
Luckily, the kids had lost interest in the alcohol, but in something.. no someone else.
"DOGGIE!" One of the kids shouts out, before running up to Cakes. "Umm... hi?" She says nervously. Two more kids appear behind the first one. "DOGGIE!!" The three of them shouted at the same time before tackling Cakes to the ground.
~☆~ A few hours later ~☆~
The kids had finally calmed down, I guess it was a good idea to show them, Mr. Pringles, cause he's great with kids! We were all sitting by the fireplace peacefully when suddenly Cakes whispered into Warriors' ear.
"Can I teach the kids something?" She asked. "Sure!" Warrior responded. Cakes let out a little cheer before running to a table and writing something on a piece of paper.
"Ok so..." Cakes started, showing the piece of paper to the kids. "This is capitalism!" She says proudly. 'Oh no...' Warrior thought to herself. Cakes then took the paper and yeeted it into the fireplace, letting the paper burn.
"It deserves to die. Only communism is good!" She says before pulling out a hammer and sickle. Well technically it was a gold axe and hoe, but close enough.
The kids clapped at the lesson and Cakes took a bow. "Daddy?" One of them asked, which caused Cakes to gasp. "I'm a father!!" She exclaims while tearing up. "I've always wanted to be a dad.."
Warrior just facepalmed.
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Welp
I hope this is good
And the whole communism lesson is based on something that happened in Minecraft. And I had to add it in.
:)
