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Chapter 6: The Gorilla, The 8th Grader And The Wench

School had finally ended and Haruta couldn't wait to get home, of course after his acting career got even better when he plays 'I'm in love, love, love, love, love~ with Saiki' and Saiki plays along with it.

However fate decided to bite the two in the ass, because before Saiki and Haruta could even reach the school gates they were stopped by a gorilla.

"Oi, let's get ramen, pal!" The gorilla seemed very excited and Haruta was beyond confused, while Saiki had an uninterested face.

Haruta moved to the side to pass by the gorilla, but the gorilla stepped to the side too. Haruta could feel his eye twitch as the gorilla copied his movement.

Saiki was planning on sneaking away quietly, but his plans were foiled when a male with 8th grader syndrome stopped him.

"Let's get ramen, pals!" And before Haruta could protest, he was pulled along by Saiki, who was also trapped.

"Who are you anyway?" The blue haired kid questioned, having a supsicious look on his face as he took a good look at Haruta, who was as awakward as any unsocial being would be and Saiki came to his rescue.

"He's my boyfriend, so back off" Saiki said, his voice quite threatning. The gorilla laughed loudly and the blue dude started going into a frantic stuttering mess, apologising to Haruta.

"Umm... It's fine, the name's Haruta by the way" Haruta said, the blue haired male quickly introduced himself.

"I'm Jet Black Wings! But my cover name is Shun Kaidou" He said proudly and pointing a thumb at his own chest. Haruta smiled awkwardly, a sweatdrop on his forehead. 'So he still has the mind of a child... Great... I'm going to avoid him in and out of school'

"You probably won't be able to avoid these two, so suffer, like I suffer"

"Ne, pal! I'm Nendou Riki, I like ramen" Haruta smiled politely at the gorilla and nodded, moving closer to Saiki.

'I can't sneak away without being noticed, right?' Haruta asked Saiki, who replied to him.

"No, and don't worry it's about to get worse, so let's enact act 12" Saiki said and in an almost natural way, Haruta hooked his body around Saiki's arm and gave Saiki a soft kiss on the cheek.

"Hi, guys! What're you up to?" Of course, Teruhashi magically appeared out of nowhere and gave the group a cute smile, but Saiki and Haruta knew better.

"Ofu, Teruhashi-san"

Haruta looked a bit weirded out at the reaction of the gorilla and Kaidou at Teruhashi's sudden appearance. Saiki as usual looked uninterested and wanted to drag Haruta away from the scene and call it a day.

"T-teruhashi-san, we-we were just going out f-from ramen" Kaidou managed to stutter out.

'If I go with them those two will have to acknowledge me! Those two are definitely pretending! They are just to shy to talk to me, after all I am a perfect, pretty girl' Teruhashi thought. Saiki used forced telepathy to let Haruta hear her thoughts.

'This girl is messed up! Saiki could we just go home?! I wanna play video games and finish homework!' Haruta thought. Saiki took a sneak peek at the boy and for a second it seemed as if his x-ray vision didn't work, he was stunned.

Haruta somehow seemed similar to a girl, with kissable rosy lips, big curious eyes and soft, pale skin. Saiki gulped a little and stared into Haruta's eyes.

"Kusuo-kun, could we go home? I'm not really hungry for ramen right now and I'm sure nobody wants my negativity in the group" Haruta asked, as he reminded himself that there were mini pizza's in the freezer at home. Saiki's nodded and held Haruta's hand as they walked towards Haruta's house.

They both ignored the calls of Nendou, Kaidou and Teruhashi, who were curious about where they were going. Saiki gave a cold glare over his shoulder, making them stop and leave them alone. Nendou was immediately focussed on ramen again, Kaidou was very confused and Teruhashi was fuming on the inside.

Saiki dropped Haruta off at his house and said his byes. Haruta waved at him with a smile and walked inside. Saiki quickly turned invisible in an alleyway and teleported into Haruta's house watching him.

Haruta had a weird feeling, but shrugged it off, because it wasn't a bad feeling, it was more of a... Being safe feeling. Haruta connected his phone to a bluetooth speaker and started to blast music. While grabbing the frozen mini pizzas and turning on the oven, Haruta didn't hesitate the lip sync with the songs. Tapping his feet and making a make shift microphone with a spoon he went wild and Saiki was enjoying every minute of it.

Haruta danced his way to the living room and turned on the tv, putting on a random show and turning the volume down. He continued dancing and tapping his feet as he went back to the kitchen and put his unfrozen mini pizza in the heated up oven.

Everything was going the way Haruta wanted it to go, but luck wasn't in his favor as the door bell rang and the safe feeling vanished entirely, instead Haruta could feel rage in flooding the room and he felt uncomfterbal now.

Turning down his music, Haruta went to open the front door and there stood Teruhashi. 'Oh god fucking damnit!' Haruta cursed in his head and Saiki agreed whole heartedly with him.

"Um... Hi, Teruhashi, did you need something?" Haruta awkwardly asked. Teruhashi smiled and stepped closer as if trying to go inside, but Haruta blocked any way of entering.

"Hi, Haruta, could I come inside? I want to discuss something with you" Teruhashi said, still trying to entering Haruta's house, but Haruta blocked her again.

"Well, this isn't exactly a good time" Haruta said, but Teruhashi pushed past him and entered, a smile still on her face. It nearly faded when she saw Saiki sitting on the couch with Haruta's phone in hand.

Haruta let out a horrified gasped and jumped forward trying to get back his phone from Saiki, not even questioning how he was suddenly in his living room.

"I told you not to touch me phone! C'mon give it back! Kusuo-kun!" Haruta yelled trying to get his phone, only to have Saiki hold it out of reach and smirk cruelly. Teruhashi could only watch in shock.

"Ugh! I'll get you back for this, y'know! I think I'll just refuse to give you coffee jelly next lunch!" And with that Haruta sat down on the couch, with a pout on his face. His face then turned horrified and he jumped up.

"My mini pizza's!! You two! Get out!" Haruta yelled, quickly snatching his phone from Saiki and pushing them both out, shutting the door quickly and sprinted to the kitchen, just in time he managed to get the mini pizza's out of the oven and onto the plate he had set down earlier.

The crust was krispy and brown, while the cheese was golden and the small salami cubes were perfect. Haruta could nearly feel drool forming in the corner of his mouth.

"If only I could marry food!"