A Chaotic Group Chat- Installment #2

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Donuts!: Oh hi! I'm surprised so many people are awake lol

StrongLesbian: You people should really be sleeping. The only reason that Hina and I are awake is because she had a nightmare and woke me up to comfort her.

Donuts!: It was vv scary :(

Luckboi: Oh no, are you okay Hina?

Donuts!: Yeah I am now :D
Donuts!: Thx for asking Makoto

Luckboi: You're welcome :)

Donuts!: Anyway Sakura wants to go back to sleep so we're leaving

Luckboi: Gn Hina!

Donuts!: Night!

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Celestia_Ludenberg: I am going back to sleep as well. Goodnight.

Celestia_Ludenberg is offline

#1MondoStan: Anyway, back to the topic at hand
#1MondoStan: IF I DON'T FIND MY SCYTHE IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES IMMA STAB A BITCH

11037 is online

11037: haha oof

#1MondoStan: Why the hell did you wake up?

11037: being an asshole to people is fun
11037: plus sleeping is boring
11037: hiros dreadlocks r kinda itchy tbh

LetTakaSayFuck: Then why do you sleep with him dumbass

11037: cuz i love him and hes v comfy

LetTakaSayFuck: The way taka grips me in his sleep is cute but ishida's here raging about his scythe so now i can't have that

#1MondoStan: Are you trying to make me feel guilty Mondito?

LetTakaSayFuck: In a way yes

#1MondoStan: Oh I'm sorry, do you want him back?

LetTakaSayFuck: Yeah

#1MondoStan: Alright one second

#1MondoStan changed their name to Pansexual Prefect

Pansexual Prefect: It seems he found out we confiscated his death scythe...

11037: its not like he hid it well anyway

Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: You guys took it from him?

Pansexual Prefect: With a scythe in his possession, the lives of other students were at risk!
Pansexual Prefect: Weapons are not welcome in a school environment, so I had to find a way to confiscate it.

LetTakaSayFuck: Babe are you tired

Pansexual Prefect: Yes, I am. But I guess I'll stay awake for a little longer to monitor the group since I'm already up.

Mysterylavender: You do realize that they're probably not going to go back to sleep, right?

Luckboi: Now that you mention it, I'm kind of tired...

Pansexual Prefect: We don't mind if you go to sleep, Naegi-kun. Rest up!

Luckboi: Okay, night guys

Pansexual Prefect: Goodnight!

Mysterylavender: See you in the morning.

Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: Goodnight, Naegi-kun!

11037: night dude

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11037: ok now how r we going to calm ishida down

LetTakaSayFuck: Something tells me that if I tell him to calm down he will
LetTakaSayFuck: He'll do whatever I say and I've tested that theory

11037: god thats one hell of a simp

LetTakaSayFuck: Ikr

Pansexual Prefect: What is a simp?

11037: souda-senpai

LetTakaSayFuck: XD

Pansexual Prefect: No, for real, Leon. What is a simp?

Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: A "simp" is a person (usually male) who is head over heels in love with someone and will do anything to win their affection.

11037: so basically souda-senpai with sonia-senpai
11037: tho the damn dude has fuckin gundham tanaka as his boyfriend he still simps so damn hard for sonia

LetTakaSayFuck: Fuckin idiot gundham's gonna dump him if he doesn't let go of that childish infatuation

11037: no no tanaka-senpai once said hes attracted to dumbasses and doesnt give a fuck about souda-senpais simping
11037: he didnt say simping tho he said blatantly obvious and unrequited enamoration
11037: like wtf does enamoration even mean

Pansexual Prefect: I believe it's just a fancy way to say "crush".

11037: ohhhh
11037: makes sense

Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: Kuwata-kun, why does Tanaka-senpai use such sophisticated terminology?

11037: i dunno chi tanaka-senpai is a weirdo

LetTakaSayFuck: Babe I'm tired let's go back to bed

Pansexual Prefect: Alright, darling. Let's go.
Pansexual Prefect: Behave yourselves while I'm gone.

11037: haha gay

LetTakaSayFuck: Oh and you're not

11037: im not im bi dumbass

LetTakaSayFuck: Well neither are me or taka
LetTakaSayFuck: I'm bi too and taka's pan as his username says

Pansexual Prefect: Come on, Mondo. Please stop bickering with Leon and come to bed.

LetTakaSayFuck: Ok babe :)

Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: Goodnight, Ishimaru-kun and Owada-kun!

Pansexual Prefect: Goodnight, Fujisaki-kun!

LetTakaSayFuck: Night chi

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