Hi! So this is the author of little bitty farm on my other account because I got locked out of my other. Just so you know, I have proof that I wrote it so if you'd like it then I'll give it to you. This should be a no spicy time fanfiction because w...
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Random stuff in this fanfiction: Kurapika is 22 Leorio is also 22 Illumi is 28 Hisoka is 29 Gon is 18 Killua is 19 Kurapika and Leorio have a child, his name is Natsujikan and he's 5, he was, of course adopted by them. Illumi and Hisoka own a farm. Illumi practices paganism. Hisoka does his card magic with tarot cards because of Illumi.
Total Words: 900 - Good News -
3rd Persons POV.
Hisoka and Illumi were in their corn field, getting the chucks of corn that were ready to be taken. Both of them were carrying baskets, Hisoka wearing over-alls and a white body suit under it along with earrings that resemble small carrots. Illumi loved those earrings. Illumi was wearing a long, maroon and white lacy dress and a sun hat. Hisoka picked up a chuck of corn and put it in the basket, they were almost done for the day. He loved his job and their little place at the local outside market. "Darling?" Hisoka looked over to Illumi. "Yes?" Illumi continued to take the corn chucks of the cornstalk. "Is that you're mother?" Hisoka pointed to the path to the town they took every week to sell their plants. "It is. Goddamnit." Illumi walked inside, not caring that his 'beloved' mother was on their doorstep. Hisoka just continued taking the corn chucks off and soon went inside from the back. Kikyo was still waiting after an hour. "Darling, should we just let your mother in?" Hisoka looked over to Illumi, curious. "No." Illumi sat on the couch, stiff as ever. "Calm down, she'll leave eventually." Hisoka kissed Illumi on the forehead and left to their room.
After literal hours, Kikyo left. Illumi got up when she did and went over to Hisoka and his room. "She won't just accept the fact I don't like her. I've told her to leave use alone too many times." Illumi went over to their dresser, grabbing his clothes and changing into them. "It's okay. There isn't much we can do about her, sadly." Illumi laid on the bed, yawning and reaching out for Hisoka like a little baby. Hisoka smiled at this and hugged Illumi tight and they both fell asleep a bit later.
They had woken up 3 hours ago, they were dressed, had eaten. It was now 8:30AM. Illumi heard a knock on the door. "Illumi, Hisoka?" It was Gon and Killua, they had sent a letter about two days ago about them arriving with good news. Illumi walked over to the door and opened it, letting then in. "Welcome." Hisoka, who was in the other room walked into the living room and saw the two. "Hello, Gon. Hello, Killua." Hisoka smiled and sat on the couch, Illumi followed behind him and once sat down Illumi quickly hugged him very, very tightly. "Killua, the thing." Killua gave Gon a basket with a cloth covering and Gon took the cloth off to reveal a kitten. It was black and had red eyes. "His name is Riouta, we found him on the path to Leorio and Kurapika's house a bit ago and checked around to see if he belonged to anyone. No one ever said anything about him so we kind of adopted him." Gon explained while Illumi smiled and Killua kissed Gon on the cheek. "I'm sure you'll do an amazing job at taking care of him." Hisoka said calmly, picking Illumi up and placing him in his own lap for the sole purpose of his embarrassment. "Dear!!" Illumi said, blushing, Killua covered Gon's eyes and looked away. Illumi got off. But was soon put back. "Pervert.." Illumi said, going back to hug him. "I've always been this way." Hisoka kissed Illumi. "Anyways.." Killua took his hands off of Gon's face. "As you know we have our own little cottage not too far from here in the town-" Kurapika ran through the door. "I can't deal with Leorio right now." Hisoka, Illumi, Killua and Gon's eyes all went over to the door. "He's literally impossible.." Illumi laughed and smiled at Kurapika. "You've clearly never met Hisoka then." Hisoka looked over to Illumi and flicked him in the arm. "Ruudddeeee!!!" Hisoka said very sarcastically. "Definitely never met Killua either." Kurapika went from exhausted looking to laughing hysterically. "I guess you guys are right. I can over exaggerate things sometimes."
"Papa... where's daddy..?" Natsu (Natsujikan) looked up to Leorio and frowned. "I don't know but I know he's okay." Leorio picked Natsu up. "Oh..." And just after that, the door unlocked and Kurapika walked in. "Hello dear, hello Natsu." Kurapika walked into the house, kinda sweating but it's the thought that counts. {lmao} "I'm sorry." Leorio walked over to Kurapika, Natsu still in his arms. "It's okay. I overreacted. It's my fault." Kurapika smiled at Natsu. "I was being so very mean and I already tease you all the time and plus I mentioned your clan-" Kurapika kissed Leorio on the cheek. "You're fine." He the left the room. "Daddy! Wait!!" Leorio put Natsu down and he ran after Kurapika.
That's it for now. Sorry it's short asf.
By the way—I'm the OG author of this I just was stupid and forgot my wattpad password and then I got carried away with the story. Please forgive my dumbassery. Chapter 2 should be out tomorrow, if it isn't I apologize.
