"hey welcome....to my bathroom"*awkward silence*
"today I bought hair dye, and i was like: why not become an egirl because I'm basic"
*😗✌*
"I got the color red, because red is my 3rd favorite color"
*pulls all the stuff out box*
"so we have instructions....im not using y'all"
*throws instructions on floor*
"Okay so I know we have to change into a shirt you dont like....i dont have one of those, so im just gonna change into a sports bra."
*changes into one*
"so my goal is to just dye the two front pieces of hair in the front, so I'm gonna part my hair"
*parts hair*
"alright these are the two strands. now im gonna put all this hair back here"
*dani puts rest of hair in a low ponytail, mean while she is putting conditioner in the dye*
"i think i put to much conditioner"
*😬*
"f*ck it"
*dani starts to apply dye into hair*
"so i bought a egirl outfit to go with my little look as well, and my sister and parents looked at me like I was funny"
"thats because i am"
*plays 'shut the fuck up' meme*
*skips to when process is done*
"Okay i just finished applying the dye in, and we are going to keep this up for.....*thinks* for 2 hours and I'm just gonna answer questions"
*teleports to vanity because of edits*
"so the first questions is, are me and mattia dating"
*shows picture of Mattia on screen with the ring sound effect*
"no we arent dating, but I am dating Mariano"
*shows picture of mar on screen with the ding sound effect*
"do I plan on making a house?"
"no, I dont. I dont have enough friends"
*😐*
"am I adopted?"
"im not adopted I have a step-sister and step-mom so its kinda like a different- yk"
"it would be kinda crazy if I had a stepbrother tho"
*licks lips*
*😉*"how old am I?"
"I'm 235....."
*☺*
"when will i drop merch?"
"oh shit I forgot to talk about that"
"im dropping merch this month, towards the end of the month"
"its gonna be the daniwitdaphatass merch with my signature look"
*😗✌*
"I actually really like it, its gonna come in shirts, hoodies, sweats, crop tops, and phone cases"
"but the signature look will only be on the shirts, hoodies- stuff like that"
"where is mar?"
"if you havent noticed Mar isnt with me right now, he moved to canada...i miss you Mariano"
*gets close to camera*
"come back" *dani chuckles*
"okay I think its time to take this dye out"
*grabs camera/ teleports to bathroom*
*unravels hair pieces*"Okay so it looks pink...."
"i wanted it to be red"
*😠*
"Okay im gonna wash this out, straighten my hair and you'll see the results after I'm done"
*😗✌*
*2 hours later*
"I like it" *dani covers her mouth and smiles*
"I didnt think it would look so cute- hol up lets go check the lighting"
*walks to window*
"omg its looks even better! i didnt even use the instructions" *dani laughs*
"anyways I hope y'all liked the video, fuck you and hope your life rots"
*stops camera*
what it looks like: