South Park Script: rainforest shmainforest

The Script

Written by

Trey Parker & Matt Stone

[South Park Elementary, Garrison's class. A group of visiting
kids in yellow G.G.W.K. shirts stands next to Garrison]

MR. GARRISON
Okay, children, we have a special guest
today, a woman recruiting young people
for a national choir tour. Now I know
that choir tours are totally stupid
and lame , but please, give her your
full attention. Go ahead.

CHOIR TEACHER
Uh. Thank you, Mr. Garrison. How are
we all doing today?! I can't hear you!
I said, How are we all doing?!

MR. GARRISON
Eric Cartman, you say "excuse me"!

CARTMAN
Okay.

MR. GARRISON
Go ahead.

CHOIR TEACHER
Children, we are a national choir called,
"Getting Gay With Kids!" We're gonna
do a big tour down in Central America
to help save the rainforest, and you
can be a part of it!

KENNY
(This sounds fucking screwed)

MR. GARRISON
Kenny McCormick, you speak when you're
spoken to!! Go ahead.

CHOIR TEACHER
You see, we take kids from all over
the country and put them in a choir
where we sing and dance to raise awareness
about our vanishing rainforest.

CHOIR BOY
Did you know over 10,000 acres of rainforest
are bolldozed every year?

CHOIR GIRL
That's right. And over 30% of the world's
oxygen is made in the rainforest.

CHOIR TEACHER
So, who wants to join the fun??

CARTMAN
What if you don't have any rhythm?

CHOIR TEACHER
Excuse me?

CARTMAN
Well, like my friend Kyle. He's Jewish,
so he doesn't have any rhythm.

KYLE
Shut up, fatass!

STAN
Choirs suck.

MR. GARRISON
Kyle Broflovski, you watch your language!!
Eric Cartman, you be nice to people!!
Stan Marsh, you mind your manners!!
Kenny McCormick, you pay attention!!
Go ahead.