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A Chaotic Group Chat- Installment #1

#1MondoStan: Me! Taka's not here right now btw

Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: Ishida-kun, that's not what he means.

#1MondoStan: What does he mean then?

11037: hes takas alternate persona or whatever
11037: kinda like genocide jill

The Esteemed Byakuya Togami: Dear god, don't mention her.

Stutterbitch: Yeah don't Master doesn't like her

11037: im tryna get my stupid bf to understand who tf ishida is

30% Stoopid: Ohhhh I understand now
30% Stoopid: Sup broski

#1MondoStan: Hello :D

Luckboi: I'm just curious but... how do we change him back?

#1MondoStan: I dunno, I'll go whenever I want lol

LetTakaSayFuck: Dammit bro you need to have a definite goodbye method

#1MondoStan: I don't wanna leave yet tho Mondito...

LetTakaSayFuck: Not saying I want you to but something has to disable you

Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: Can I try?
Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: Ishida-kun, someone's running in the halls.

#1MondoStan: Allow me to go fix that with my scythe.

LetTakaSayFuck: Babe NO
LetTakaSayFuck: Wait what scythe

#1MondoStan: Oh Mondito! I've always had a scythe lol

Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: Oh no, did I make a mistake?

LetTakaSayFuck: Yes my crazy bf's tryna kill a nonexistent person

#1MondoStan: Nonexistent person...?
#1MondoStan: Wait...
#1MondoStan: Is Chihiro just trying to rile me up?

Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: No... I'm just trying to see if I can get Ishimaru-kun back.
Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: I'm sorry, Ishida-kun :(

#1MondoStan: Hey hey... it's okay Chihiro. I didn't mean that in a threatening way...
#1MondoStan: So I can't kill anyone today?

LetTakaSayFuck: NO

Luckboi: Yeah... I don't think that killing people for not following the rules is a good idea...

#1MondoStan: Then how will they learn not to do it?

Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: Do what Ishimaru-kun does- lectures and sometimes detentions.

#1MondoStan: But that's booooriiing
#1MondoStan: What will guarantee they won't make the same mistake again just to piss me off?

LetTakaSayFuck: Ya know what man taka wouldn't appreciate you killing people so plz don't fucking do it

#1MondoStan: He can't give himself a detention so how could he stop me?

Mysterylavender: Well, I would recommend you just don't do it to begin with.

11037: yeah dude taka would be pissed if he found ur scythe or a dead body or blood on ur clothes or anything

#1MondoStan: Oh foolish Leon, I've hidden my scythe very well. Taka will never find it no matter how hard he looks

Luckboi: I dunno man, Taka has a good eye when it comes to things that break the rules

#1MondoStan: I've been hiding it since he first discovered my persona, and it's been about a week... I don't think he'll find it any time soon lol

LetTakaSayFuck: Can you please bring taka back I miss him

#1MondoStan: Fine fine, bye Mondito

LetTakaSayFuck: Bye Ishida

Chihiro_Fujisaki.exe: Bye, Ishida-kun!

#1MondoStan: Okay, everybody, I'm back. Let me fix my username real quick...

#1MondoStan changed their username to Pansexual Prefect

Pansexual Prefect: Okay, all better.

LetTakaSayFuck: Hey babe

Pansexual Prefect: Yes, Mondo?

LetTakaSayFuck: Uhhh
LetTakaSayFuck: How should I put this nicely
LetTakaSayFuck: Ishidahasascythehiddensomewhereinyourroomgofinditrightnow

Pansexual Prefect: Why are all your words squished together like that?

LetTakaSayFuck: I don't want you to freak out bro

Pansexual Prefect: I'm a bit worried, kyoudai. Please just tell me.

LetTakaSayFuck: Ishida has a scythe hidden somewhere in your room go find it right now

Pansexual Prefect: A scythe...? Like a death scythe?!
Pansexual Prefect: That's a weapon! I must find it right now!

Pansexual Prefect is offline

LetTakaSayFuck: Welp he'll be busy for a while...

Mysterylavender: Yep...

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