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chat name has changed to Dumb hoes by SwAgs

SwAgs:

Tobi how do I change my name

Tob

TOB

TOBY

Tobs:

children

my lively children

lovely

SwAgs:

bish

ill fight u

Tobs:

Yeah.

Definitely.

With those little arms

SwAgs:

I WILL

IN FACT

I NEED TO FIGHT TOBY FIRST

Tobs:

Matt

Eric our precious gay has admitted his love for Cameron

Matt:

WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME

HOW'S THE PLAN GOING

SwAgs:

how do you know...

TOBY

L I A R

YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO MATT

Matt:

OH.

And, by the way, we're dating now

Did Toby tell you?

SwAgs:

nO

TOBY

YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER

25 minutes later

Matt:

Hey,

TOBY,

Where are you?

You're late for our date

OOH that rhymed

SwAgs:

What a poet.

Matt:

Where's my girlfriend?

SWAGGER

DUDE

MATE

BRO

MY BRO

WHERE'S MY GIRLFRIEND

BRO

SwAgs:

Y'know, you might want to check

The bathroom

Matt:

You're dead.

OUR BROLATIONSHIP

IS

OFFICIALLY

OVERDONE

SwAgs:

go find Toby

Matt:

OH.

Yeah.

BYE my gay child

SwAgs:

you did not

MATT

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