𝐻𝐸𝐴𝑅𝑇𝐿𝐸𝑆𝑆 | roddy ricch

𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑦-𝑒𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 (ℎ2)

Me and Hennessy sat on the grass looking at our car flipped over.

"Hmmm should we call 911?"
Hennessy asked drunkenly.

Whoahhh!!
Our car's starting to look like a spaceship!!!

I tapped Don Julio's shoulder.

"Don Julio!!! Look! Our car's starting to look like a spaceship!!!"

"Hey Ashanti why'd you call me Don Julio?"
She said chuckling.

I thought for a moment.

hey i wonder what roddy and tiana doing right now.

omg i love them soooo muchhh.

like i love roddy's dick so muchhhh!

especially when it's in my mouth ejaculating!!!

i love being drunkkkk!

omggg im getting wetttt thinking of roddy!!!

i want his lips on my kitty cat noww!

should i tell hennessy? i wonder if she could eat my pussy while i think of rodd-

"So did you figure it out?"
she asked, interrupting my thoughts.

I turned to her.
"Huh?"

"Did you figure out why you called me Don Julio?"
she repeated.

hmmm why did i call her don julio?

ohhh yeah!!

"I called you Don Julio cause your name is Hennessy. Get it? Don Julio and Hennessy are both drinks!"
I explained.

Hennessy's mouth dropped open and she started clapping.
"Whoahhh that's so clever!! Awweee your so smart best friend!"

I smiled.
"Hey Hennessy?"

She hummed an "mm?".

"Can you eat my pussy while I think of Roddy?"
I asked.

She stared for a moment before nodding.

Roddy ♿️
los angeles, ca
8:34 pm

"You sure we at the right hospital?"
Wint asked.

I nodded.
"yeah this the place the officer on the phone said."

About 30 minutes ago, I got a call from the police telling me to rush to the hospital because Ashanti and Hennessy got in some sort of accident.

I'm assuming this is one of their Drunk Shopping trips. I told her to stop with this bullshit.

"Hey are you Rodrick Wayne Moore?"
A man in a police uniform approached me.

I nodded.
"yeah. this about ashanti?"

He nodded.
"You the husband?"