CQL 2 AWSUM FIC

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WARNING: 2 MNY SNG LYRICS GORE N EPK SPLN AHED

"LUV ME, LUV ME, JUST SAY THAT YOU LUV ME!"

"I-I love you!"

"Bitch, that's 'I-I love you,' not 'That you luv me," Craig confirmed. -3-

Tweek twitched and sucked in some air. "That you-ACK!-"

"YOU HAS FAILED MEH!" Craig has smirked.
Because smiling is too mainstream

#Craig2Hipstah4YahBaybeh

"That you luv me!" Tweek exclaimed.

"OMG U DIS ET<3" Craig hugged Tweek and Tweek hugged back while looking at the wall he FSCE be like Chef Kawasaki. I bet you don't know who chef KAWASAKI is...
FAT.
ASS.

Anyway, on to the gore.

"Tweekers, i willz go kell ur prnts n Kellz TE childs n poopieZ on dem" Craig stroked Tweek's penis. OOH LA LA WHERE DID THAT COME FROM

Tweek blushed not at the stroking but the kelling. "NNG! O-Okay, craig"

Craig says 'we must do what the iWuvKirby say, so I shall sing you a bunch of songs while she copies and paste music." Tweek said who is iwuvkirby, BECH are you cheating on me with a fat punk puffball

IWuvKirby slaps Tweek and continues writing this awesome story THA YPU has read. Yyaaasss

HE LOST HIS MAJEKAL STTUUUUTTTTTEEEERRR HA BAMN

"No now I will sing U sngz." Craig said fucking....

guess who or what

GUESS

GUESSS

A lamp.

Now TE sngz ur aweshum:

"Kirby Kirby Kirby, is the name you should know,
Kirby Kirby Kirby, he's the star of the show,
He's more than you think he's got maximum pink, Kirby Kirby's the one!
He's coming riiight back at ya. He's coming riiight back at ya.
He'll send it right back at ya for sure, yeah!
NME Salesman: How can I help you King DDD?
King DDD: I need a monster to clobber that there Kirby,
NME Salesman: Thats what we do best at NME
Escargoon: You'd better get it with a money back guarentee,
Trumpet solo*
Woooah, Kirby Kirby Kirby, saving the day.
Kirby Kirby Kirby, he's here to stay,
Don't be fooled by his size, you won't believe your eyes!
Kirby Kiiiiiirrrbyyyyy!!!
Kirby Kirby Kirby Kirby Kirby's the ooooonnnnnneeee!
Right back at ya! Yeah!"

"Do, do doo.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
We wonder are you ready to join us now?
Hands in the air we will show you how
Come and try
Caramell will be your guide
So come and move your hips sing
Oh-wa-ah-ah
Look at youtube clips do it
La la la
You and me can sing this melody
Oa-oa-a
Dance to the beat wave your hands together
Come feel the heat forever and forever
Listen and learn it is time for prancing
Now we are here with Caramelldansen
O-o-o-oa-oa
O-o-o-oa-oa-a...
O-o-o-oa-oa
O-o-o-oa-oa-a...
From Sweden to UK we will bring our song
Australia, USA people of Hong Kong
They have heard this meaning all around the world
Oh-oa-oa
So come and move your hips sing
Oh-ah-ah-ah
Look at youtube clips do it
La la la
You and me can sing this melody
So come and dance to the beat wave your hands together
Come feel the heat forever and forever
Listen and learn it is time for prancing
Now we are here with Caramelldansen
Dance to the beat wave your hands together
Come feel the heat forever and forever
Listen and learn it is time for prancing
Now we are here with Caramelldansen
O-o-o-oa-oa
O-o-o-oa-oa-a...
O-o-o-oa-oa
O-o-o-oa-oa-a...
So come and dance to the beat wave your hands together
Come feel the heat forever and forever
Listen and learn it is time for prancing
Now we are here with Caramelldansen
Dance to the beat wave your hands together
Come feel the heat forever and forever
Listen and learn it is time for prancing
Now we are here with Caramelldansen"

"NUMA NUMA EIE
ALL MT COLORS FADE AWAY"

*INSERT MORE SONG LYRICS*

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