Between wacky worlds

Lois Griffin was getting out of her car and about to bring groceries into her house when suddenly a portal out of nowhere appeared and Lois was sucked in.

When she regained consciousness she spoke, "Peter? Peter where are you?" But Peter was no where in site. When Lois tried to make out her surroundings she noticed a blue fairy, she was tall and and had wings which looked like they were made water. "Are you alright?" The fairy spoke.

But Lois could not replied she sat there in shock as she glanced up and down at this fairy. "I'm lapis, what's yours?" Asked Lapis. "My name is Lois." Lois finally spoke. "Excuse me but what are you and where am I?"

"You are in beach city and I am a gem..." Lapis paused and thought for a moment. "Since I am a gem I can shape shift would you like to see?" Lois nodded. Soon a glow appeared and Lapis had shape shifted a penis, Lois wanted to have sex right away so they did. After moments of making love then finished, Lois never found a way back to quahog and stayed in beach city with her new wife Lapis Lazuli.

2 weeks later Lois ran up to Lapis with fantastic news. "Honey guess what!" Lois said excitedly. "What?" Asked Lapis. "We're preggers!" Lois cried. "Omg that's fantastic Lois!" Lapis said while picking up the gun slowly. "That's great Lois now turn around and look at the flowers." Lapis said putting the shot gun to Lois's head and pulled the trigger. "That's right look at the flowers, bitch!" Lapis yelled while a dead Lois laid at her feet. "That's what you get for cheating on me with Donald trump you slut!"

The end