The Daily Life of the Immortal King

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The old lady could consider herself lucky that she hadn't been chopped up by a sword!

She acted very realistically; for a long time, she twitched madly on the ground without uttering a single word, as if she was having an epileptic fit.

It was only until Lotus Sun and Feather Lin had repeatedly asked more than ten times if she was alright that the old lady turned around trembling and pointed weakly at Wang Ling, gasping for breath. "You! You..."

"???" Hero Guo and Super Chen were dumbfounded, wearing black expressions like question marks on their faces.

Nowadays, the Pengci Gang's acting skills were certainly pretty good. But it appeared that they weren't very dedicated to their work! The pengci elderly used to spare no effort to throw themselves under the wheels of a car. But forget a car, there wasn't even a two-wheeled bicycle here. She actually had the gall to accuse Wang Ling to his face of knocking her down in broad moonlight?

Hero Guo curled his lip. "This old grandmother, please be reasonable. Since we're not using any means of transport, how can you say that my classmate knocked you down?"

If the person committing pengci had been an ordinary old man or woman, they might have withered in the face of Hero Guo's derisive inquiry.

But as an elder of the Peiyuan district branch of the Pengci Gang, Madam Dong was worthy of her name. It was her exceptional pengci style that distinguished her from the rest. Seeing her composed expression, the group from No. 60 High School understood...

...Clearly, this old lady was already a seasoned veteran.

Confronted with Hero Guo's noteworthy question, Madam Dong just sat stock still on the ground before slowly pointing feebly at Wang Ling. "It was him... he assaulted me with spiritual pressure!"

"..."

Spiritual pressure assault...

Realization instantly dawned on everyone — f**k! This was the new pengci ruse!

Hero Guo rested his forehead heavily in his hand. Sure enough, the older the ginger, the spicier it was! Who would have thought that there would be someone who would come up with this pengci strategy?

"How about we just call the police?" Feather Lin was thoroughly at a loss.

"Call the police?" Madam Dong hummed. "Do you know how many people our Pengci Gang has? As long as this student compensates me, I'll let it go."

"How much do you want then?" Lotus Sun sighed. Anything that could be solved with money wasn't a problem for her.

The old lady stretched out a palm. "I don't want much, just five million..."

Five million...

Although it wasn't a huge sum to Lotus Sun, it wasn't something she could come up with straightaway.

She could already tell... this wasn't just a simple case of pengci — this old lady was deliberately making trouble for them!

"Why don't you just go and rob someone?!" Super Chen couldn't take it anymore.

Only after he said it did he realize...

That was what she was doing right now! Robbing them blind, to boot!

Before they could recover from their shock, she pointed at Wang Ling again. "Also, I'll only accept compensation from this student and no one else. We pengci members are also professionals!"

"..." Feather Lin felt that her three views 1 had been refreshed.

Nowadays, even the Pengci Gang was beginning to stress professionalism... this nation was in danger of collapsing!