Hamilton: "Excuse me, good sir, but the way your tailcoat drapes over thy tooshie is absolutely remarkable. I must ask, may I compose a paragraph about it for the professor?"
Washington: "Absolutely, sir. Later, we can converse about this with the professor. I must say, I quite admire the way your tailcoat drapes over your bottom-bosom as well. Is there.. an empty classroom we could go over this together without the professor this afternoon?"
Hamilton: "Ah, yes. I think I know one. There's a classroom behind the professor's that no one uses. Maybe he could join in on this... discussion. That is, after we talk with him about it initially."
Washington: "Fantastic. I shall meet you there this sundown."
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hours later
Washington: *knocks*
Hamilton: "Ah, Mr. Washington. There you are."
Washington: "Hamilton, where is the professor?"
Hamilton: "I decided against inviting him."
Washington: "Why?"
Hamilton: "He would interfere with this intimate... conversation about thou's tooshie."
Washington: "I see."
Hamilton: "Now, to discuss that— viscous.. tooshie of yours."
Washington: *smiles* "It does have quite viscosity to it, does it not?"
Hamilton: "Indeed."
Washington: "Would you like to get a closer look?"
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A/N
I'm gonna leave you on a cliffhanger. I know, I know, I'm an asshole. I mean, it is kind of your fault for wanting to read this scuffed shit anyways lol
About from this point on in the story you can tell I cater to requests from my friends, and I give up on trying to sound 'old-timey' because I was tired af. Might upload some tmrw idk have a nice day
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FanfictionThis whole thing is based off of a comment i made when i first saw the picture above (book cover) and my friends told me to write more, so now it's a whole gag thing. It's kinda weird and i slowly went insane writing it, but hey, it was like 4am at...
