J•O•N•E•R•Y•S

Part I: The One Where They Learn What Happened In Sunspear

"Oh my gods," she groaned as she stared at the picture on display. "No. No. No. No. NO!"

Normally she would call this a great picture. She and Jon were both smiling and looked as though they were having a good time. And Jon looked sinfully sexy in his tight, dark denim jeans and navy shirt. However, not even the photo could trigger any memories of that night and nothing could have prepared her for the fact that they had gotten married by a Khal Drogo impersonator.

"What?" Jon asked, taking the phone from her hands. He smiled at the image on the display. "That's a good picture of us Auntie D. We look happy."

"Look happy! We. Look. Happy!" Dany was exacerbated. "Jon, I'm not even wearing a dress and you're not in a suit! And we got fucking married by a fucking Khal Drogo impersonator!"

"At least he was a good one. It really looks like the Khal himself."

"UGH!" she bellowed, taking her phone from his hands and throwing it back into her purse. "Let's just find Varys' number so we can get this marriage annulled."

"Fine!"

After a few more minutes of sorting through the contents of Jon's wallet, the card with Varys' direct number was located. After talking to the man known as The Spider, they were told an annulment in their case should be easy to obtain. All they would need to do was come to his office to sign affidavits stating their marriage was fraudulent after Dany submitted proof of a negative pregnancy test from her doctors office.

Dany agreed to call her provider as soon as they got off the phone to have the lab work ordered and she would have them fax the results to his office. They agreed to meet Varys at his office at ten on Monday morning to sign the paperwork. He would file the paperwork that same day, pull some strings and their annulment should be granted within a week.

"See Dany, everything is going to be just fine," Jon smiled, pulling her into a hug after ending the call. "Our marriage will be erased and no one will ever know."

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After leaving Jon's apartment, Dany called her gynecologist. The receptionist informed her that Dr. Luwin was not in the office the rest of the day, but that his nurse, Talisa, would be able to see her immediately. Having the last name Targaryen always had its perks.

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An hour later, after having her height, weight and vital signs taken, Daenerys found herself sitting in a hard plastic chair in one of the exam rooms.

"Hey Daenerys," Talisa said with a smile on her face as she entered the room and gave her a hug. "It says here that you are in need of a pregnancy test? Do you think you might be pregnant?"

Dany always liked Talisa, she was a kind young woman with dark brown hair and eyes and beautiful tanned skin. She had once told Dany she had moved to Westeros from Volantis so she could attend medical school, instead she fell in love with another student, got married and had a child within a year of her arrival.

"Oh gods no!" Dany laughed. She then explained that she had accidentally gotten married to her nephew Jon, while drunk and that she needed proof of a negative pregnancy test to have it annulled.

"So if the marriage wasn't consummated, why do you need a pregnancy test?"

"I think it was... but neither of us remembers," Dany laughed. When the nurse gave her a quizzical look, Dany explained how they found the floor of the hotel room littered with used condoms the next morning.

"I see," Talisa chuckled with her before continuing her questioning. "When was your last menstrual cycle?"

"Uh... the middle of March, around the 18th I believe."