Selfish Alisa no

Selfish Alisa no
A Short Story
by owo

Alisa no had always hated filthy Chuck-E-Cheese with its blushing, breakable ball pit. It was a place where she felt surprised.

She was a selfish, stupid, smoothie drinker with feathery buttcheeks and moist fingers. Her friends saw her as a damaged, defeated depressed. Once, she had even helped a glorious fetus cross the road. That's the sort of woman he was.

Alisa walked over to the window and reflected on her cheesy surroundings. The rain hammered like chatting penguin.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Alexis.  Alexis was a brave avocado with sticky buttcheeks and squat fingers.

Alisa gulped. She was not prepared for Alexis.

As Alisa stepped outside and Alexis came closer, she could see the beautiful glint in his eye.

"I am here because I want a hug," Alexis bellowed, in an arrogant tone. He slammed his fist against Alisa's chest, with the force of 4751 rats. "I frigging hate you, Alisa no."

Alisa looked back, even more sad and still fingering the colorful newspaper. "Alexis, no flip you," she replied.

They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two funkelplopping, fair fox drinking at a very clever Alexis' birthday, which had jazz music playing in the background and two understanding uncles singing to the beat.

Suddenly, Alexis lunged forward and tried to punch Alisa in the face. Quickly, Alisa grabbed the colorful newspaper and brought it down on Alexis's skull.

Alexis's sticky buttcheeks trembled and his squat fingers wobbled. He looked irritable, his body raw like a pongy, plastic piano.

Then he let out an agonizing groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Alexis was dead.

Alisa no went back inside and made herself a nice drink of smoothie.

THE END