Random x Reader

Preface

Okay, to start things off, no I don't own any characters about which I write, yadda yadda yadda, Copyright crap. Cool? Cool.
Secondly, feel free to request, but please do it by message as I may not see it in comments. Just tell me who you'd like a chapter about, and a short plot description. I'll handle the rest.
Third, while I respect everyone's decisions to live live as they see fit, please respect that I do not write any LGBT stories for both religious and personal reasons. Plenty of people who live these lifestyles are perfectly wonderful people, and I have nothing against them. I simply disagree with the lifestyle and hope I can be respected despite and/or for that.
Fourthly, it is my conscious decision to not swear, so if I don't match the language characters may use, that is my decision as a writer, so please respect that. I will try to keep all characters as close to canon as possible, but understand that my language choice may differ from theirs.
Fifthly, I will say it here and now: NO SMUT. Lemon simply isn't my cup of tea. If lemon is your cup of tea, then please kindly buy your lemon tea elsewhere. Angst, fluff, etc. are 100% up for grabs, but nothing sexual.
Finally, I refuse to use trigger warnings. Aside from the fact that I simply disagree with what they stand for, there is plenty of evidence suggesting that trigger warnings are actually harmful, and as such I would like to avoid them as much as possible.
Thanks for reading, and on with the one-shots.