Wrong Number, Spidey

Operation Grindstone

19

Spidey
I'm boooooored!

Harley
Me toooooooooooo!

Mr Stark
You two stop whining.
This is what you get for deporting Captain America to an English museum.

Spidey
But we weren't the only ones responsible!

Harley
And yet we're the only ones grounded for it!

Mr Stark
Well you're the only ones I have the power to ground and I value my life too much to confront Romanoff about it

Spidey
Ok that's fair.

Harley
NinjaSpiderLady is terrifying.

Natalia
Thank you, Harley.

Harley
No problem, ma'am

Spidey
Мама, can't you unground me?

Natalia
Sorry, Pyotr, but what you did was dangerous and irresponsible.
Besides, Harley needs someone to keep him company until you're free again.

Spidey
You planned it with us! How is it dangerous and irresponsible when I have parental permission and a parent chaperoning‽

Harley
You say it like parents are these wise, all-knowing beings

Mr Stark
Oh we are.

Natalia
Absolutely.

Harley
But in reality, they're just a couple of people who have had-

Mr Stark
FRIDAY OVERRIDE WHAT HE'S TYPING

Harley
What why?!

Spidey
Somehow, Harley, you've scared him...

Mr Stark
You're supposed to be innocent, naïve children!

Spidey
We're teenagers.

Harley
Yeah!
Peter's 15, nearly 16.
I'm already 16.
I think?
I don't really know to be honest :/
The fandom is quite divided and the fanfiction makes it even worse...

Mr Stark
Oh god!
I don't have long left!

Spidey
You don't have long left until what?

Mr Stark
Until I have to give you both the talk.

Spidey
Which talk?

Mr Stark
The talk.

Spidey
?

Mr Stark
The Talk.

Spidey
WHICH TALK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???