No homo and Z O O M's private chat
10:53pm
Broskis for life
No homo: bro....
Z O O M: what is it bro
No homo: I'm felling kinda G A Y bro
Z O O M: bro same tho
Z O O M: who you gay for? Bro.
No homo: my Ennoshita bro
Z O O M: oh shit bro, I think he actually like you back bro
No homo: Nah bro, I don't think he likes me
Z O O M: bro that's not true, bro
Z O O M: want me to prove it to you bro?
No homo: Bro, No~
Z O O M: Bro, yes
Volleygays
Orangefucker: Suga, I did not fuck Hinata!
Z O O M: tf did I miss?
No homo: who's the orange fucker?
yamagucciasshoe: where were you two? You missed all the drama🍵🍵🍵🍵
No homo: ooOooOhHh~
Z O O M: gimme the 🍵 siss
Deadinside😎: Kageyama fucked Hinata
No homo: oh shit
Orangefucker: I did not!
Z O O M: who topped?
Swageyama's hoe: no one!!!!
The bitch™: Calm down...
The bitch™: lets clear up this situation okay?
No homo: yes please
The bitch™: Kageyama, what were you two doing in there?
Orangefucker: we were just cuddling!!
Swageyama's hoe: Yeah//// ////
yamagucciasshoe: mmhmm.... Why were you not wearing your shirt?
Orangefucker: I was changing my clothes when the idiot said he wanted cuddles
Swageyama's hoe: I was sleepy, OK???
The bitch™: you are absolutely certain that that's only what happened??
Swageyama's hoe: yes...
The bitch™: okay then, we are going take your word for it, and we're moving on now okay everyone??
Oramgefucker:yes please
Orange fucker changed their nickname to Rainbow🌈bitch
Rainbow🌈bitch: there that's better
Deadinside😎: damn that's so gay
yamagucciasshoe: Tsukki... you're gay too.
Deadinside😎: but that's like... even gayer
yamagucciasshoe: Tru tru
yamagucciasshoe changed their nickname to Stars✨
Stars✨: so little people are in the chat now damn
Z O O M: dun worry were still here
Z O O M: but everyone is probs sleeping
Lifeispain™: I can't sleep
Lifeispain™: help
Yumyumjuice: might I suggest crying to sleep?
Lifeispain™: is there a happier approach? I wanna ship myself with a happy life and high self esteem.
Yumyumjuice: happy crying yourself to sleep?
Lifeispain™: maybe...
Z O O M: Ennoshita!! Let's talk in private!!
No homo: bro.... No~ dOnT dO iT
Z O O M and Lifeispain™ private chat
Z O O M: so you say you ship yourself with happiness??
Lifeispain™:......
Lifeispain™: where is this going?
Z O O M: do you have any more ships with yourself??????
Lifeispain™: what are planning?
Z O O M: do you have a crush on someone??????????
Lifeispain™: lol, why?
Z O O M: just cause??????
Lifeispain™: look I'm not gonna tell who they are just cause you asked, but yes I have a crush
Z O O M: are they in our school????
Lifeispain™: okay, you little toe, what is this for?? 😑
Z O O M: hngggggg-
Z O O M: well a little bro asked me to ask you if you liked someone, cause someone likes you
Lifeispain™: 😩😩😩
Z O O M: ghahagahah wtf is that reaction???
Lifeispain™: tell me, who is this person that likes me???? That's rare
Z O O M: look bro, my lips are sealed.
Z O O M: But I'm just telling you, I will just sit back eat some popcorn and laugh as you two beat around the bush
Z O O M: cause I know that you two have feelings in there somewhere
Z O O M: and when you two get together I will jump out of that very same bush and scream "the prophecy is true!" and shower you with condom, strawberry scented; just like I know you like it
Lifeispain™: why am I friends with you?
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A/N
It's not the best, I know. But I still enjoyed it and I hope you did too
Your other favorite boys will be coming soon
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