mystery hotline. [ nct ]

[ three ]

JOBLESS HOES CLUB
haechan, aneko, kitty, ace, moonie, +5 more

HAECHAN:
HEY WHORES!!!

WHITE:
oh christ it's the satan child

BAMBI:
hey!!! that's my boyfriend you're talking to >:(

HAECHAN:
SHSHSHS BABE

AUTUMN:
W H A T

WHITE:
W H A T

AUTUMN:
hey you copied me >:(

WHITE:
we sent them at the same time
don't be a child

AUTUMN:
how do you know i'm not a 12 year old girl

WHITE:
i would be extremely concerned and repulsed if you were

AUTUMN:
then thank god im a hot bisexual boy 🥳

WHITE:
why would the maker of this pair me with a dumbass

AUTUMN:
babe...
you do realize that the maker of this has no decision on the pairs right?? its who we're fated to be with, this just helps us out and builds friendships

WHITE:
GROSS NOW I KNOW THAT WHOEVER MADE THE FUCKING WORLD DID ME LIKE THIS
MAKES ME WONDER WHAT OTHER NIGHTMARES THEY HAVE IN STORE FOR ME

ANEKO:
sweetie you aren't straight
you literally- just-

AUTUMN:
YES
HE DIDNT POINT OUT THAT I CALLED HIM BABE 🥳🥳🥳‼️‼️‼️‼️
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON BITCHES!!!!!!!!

WHITE:
so... i'm gay?

ACE:
you could be bisexual or pansexual? i am personally pan 😌🤚

WHITE:
i'm gonna safely assume that i am in fact homo to the extreme
because...
ahaha i don't want to say this but i will-
I'VE ALWAYS HAD A CRUSH ON THIS CUTE BOY IN MY CLASS 🤧

AUTUMN:
ouchie there goes my pride 😔🤚
what's his name and address? i just want to talk :)

WHITE:
jung jaehyun
NOT DELIVERED!

WHITE:
what the fuck
it didn't deliver...

ANEKO:
THAT MEANS ITS SOMEONE HERE
OOOOO SHIT AUTUMN IT COULD BE YOU
TAKE THAT PRIDE BACK

WHITE:
send an emoji if you are korean and know how to speak english

AUTUMN:
🏳️‍🌈

WELLWISH:
🐸

TEN:
what the fuck is that

WELLWISH:
a frog???

TEN:
it's so ugly 🤢

WELLWISH:
don't ever talk to me or my son again 🐸

ANGEL:
your son??? my son is afraid of frogs you maniac