Allen: Everyone is at least 40% attracted to me.
Allen: My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me.
Allen: I feel like I'm the Paris of people.
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Humorserim: i have the sharpest memory! name one time i forgot something. jungmo: you left me in a walmart parking lot, like, a week ago. serim: i did that on purpose, try again. // not all jokes are mine. credits to all the owners of the quotes START...
