Kidnapper, holding Allen hostage: Give us $5,000 and we'll give him back
Allen, offended: You think I'm only worth $5,000?!
Kidnapper: What?
Allen: Give me that *Takes megaphone*
Allen: MAKE IT 10 BILLION DOLLARS
Serim, outside: ALLEN, SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Humorserim: i have the sharpest memory! name one time i forgot something. jungmo: you left me in a walmart parking lot, like, a week ago. serim: i did that on purpose, try again. // not all jokes are mine. credits to all the owners of the quotes START...
