literally just me being horny for jojo characters

kars go vroom vroom

A/N ayo is the first one yeehaw idk what the fuck im doing but oh well

Okay so, what's not to love about this little shit???? He's a total dilf. Confused? consider Santana and Wammu!! He adopted them! He's also a loving husband (Esidisi) and I will never not love him and if he decided to stomp my pathetic little human bones and rip my entrails out i would die happy and possibly thank him as my last dying breath. Words cannot describe my absolute LOVE for this man (piller??) and absolutely NOTHING can stop me from doing so. 

"nhhagghhhh but Nightmare!!! he was evil!! think about what he did to lisa lisa!!!"

nnnhdhh shut the FUCK up. his life was on the line?? and sure maybe he couldve been a little more merciful to josephs poor little BABY brain (jkjk im sorry joseph is baby i love him) but honestly joseph had been fucking with his plans since the beginning! all baby wanted to do was get proper sunscreen, aight? also that thing he did with the switcharoo kars, totally not evil, he was learning cheating and cunning tricks from joseph.

Conclusion: Joseph is a little pissbaby and Kars and his long ass purple hair is g r e a t.

Stan daddy kars (im so sorry)

what the fuck is this chapter hudifhhsdjk