Team Chaotix Comedy Show!

Episode 1: Starting off!

Charmy: Wait, what are we doing again?

Vector: A comedy show, Charmy!

Espio: Just start the camera already.

*The camera begins recording.*

Vector: Hello everyone! Gee, we've got a large audience here today!

Silver: There's only five people in the crowd, dips**t!

Charmy: Uh... Let's begin, shall we?

Shadow: No! You suck!

Sonic: Guys, give them a chance.

Vector: What's the best thing about Switzerland?

Tails: Continue.

Vector: I'm not really sure, but the flag is a huge plus!

Sonic: Nevermind, I f**king take that back. They suck!

Espio: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Shadow: Why?

Espio: Because every play has a cast.

Silver: Don't you have better things to do? Like, oh I don't know. Get a girlfriend?

Charmy: Don't you have better things to do? Like, oh I don't know. Get a boyfriend?

Knuckles: D**n.

Silver: Listen here you little s**t-

Charmy: How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

Tails: Once. Next time, you'd be subtracting 10 from 90.

Charmy: ... Well, f**k-

Vector: Hey, did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? 

Sonic: Oh no-

Vector: He said he just needed some space!

Knuckles: Okay, you guys really f**king suck not gonna lie-

Espio: What does a nosy pepper do?

Shadow: Oh, h*ll no-

Silver: Gets jalapeño business!

Espio: S**t-

Charmy: What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Shadow: TASTE THE RAINBOW BUTTER BISCUITS!

(Got that from Shadow759. XD!)

Silver: I'm a dumba** b**ch!

Espio: SILVER!

Knuckles: D**n, I'm THICC-

Sonic: BLEACH IS MY FAVORITE DRINK!

Tails: WITH A SIDE OF TIDE PODS!

Shadow: GET YOUR A**ES OFF THE STAGE!

Charmy: No! The left eye said, "Between you and me, something smells."

Sonic: ... What?

Tails: You can't crack a joke!

Vector: Then who can?!?

Silver: ME!

Espio: But Silver... It's no use.

Silver: B**CH, I'LL DRAG YOU-

*Technical Difficulties!*

*Shadow breaks the camera.*

*Blaze walks in.*

Blaze: Did I miss something?

Charmy: Yeah...