"when i take a look at my life
and all of my crimes
you're the only thing that i think i got right"
in which a dramatic boy finally gets the attention of his celebrity crush.
[calum hood x male!oc]
rockythomas ok so now that you know i exist.. when are we getting married?? i was thinking a fall wedding it gives off a kind gay couple vibe, you know?? fine ignore me ummm happy belated cinco de mayo??
calumhood that was a month ago and do you like, actually celebrate it?? or was that just for conversation?
rockythomas nah but i had to write a 7 paged report on it in my senior year so i have major respect for it 😤 also hello ;) opinion on a fall wedding?
calumhood k bye
rockythomas
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calumhood shush i'm reading your old dms to me
rockythomas why no hey, honey, don't do that pls you're hurting my ego is this what embarrassment feels like?
calumhood my personal favorite: "i wish i was your bucket hat so i could sit on your face too 🥵🥵" truly poetic
rockythomas i'm not even embarrassed anymore, that's still true
calumhood "my dad was a drug addict, since you're daddy can i be the drug?😫"
