Toys

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"OMFG I dare you two to tell us about your favorite postions and toyss you use, as well as any kinks you have! (How's that for dirty France?)"
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France: onhonhonhonhonhon~
England: IMPROPER ENGLISH!!!!!!!!
France: mon amour calm down. You still have to amended the question~
England: God damnit.......
France: hm...... Well..... Toys....... Sometimes we use handcuffs..... We really don't find any use in toys.....
England: Francis strips. *smiles triumphantly*
France: AI YOU DO TOO! *blushing*
England: yah but I'm better at it~ expectingly on a pole.
France: at least im not a drunkard!
England: FROG!
France; BLACK SHEEP OF EUROPE!
England: SNAIL!
France: ROSBIF!
England: *growls*
France: *pushes him against the wall*
(WARNING SMUT!)
England: *glaring*
France: *kisses him roughly*
England: mn~ *melts in the kiss*
(After some wile of making out because writer is to lazy to write things)
France: *pulls away panting*
England: *panting and blushing* every...... Single..... Damn..... Time.....
France: *chuckles* oh mon amour.
England: don't we still have a question to answer?
France: oh right. *leads them back to the couch* so kinks...... Hmm........ Well I find it sexy when England is turned on or very tiered/ just waking up his accent is richer.
England: *yawns and accent is deep*not true! *slaps hand over his mouth and eyes widen*
France: *chuckles*
England: can I say France turns me on and that's it?
France: non. What about me?
England: *gets up* I can't answer this....... *leaves flipping them off with a backwards peace sign* (one of the way in Britain to flip someone off)
France: ENGLAND IM AFRAID ITS THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
England: SHUT UP!

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