Published date: 28/5/2020
Chapter 1: The First Conversation
She scrunched the paper up in her fist, and picked up her phone, dialling the number with fast thumbs. This was the LAST straw!
Calling: 04** *** ***
"Hello?"
"Listen here mister, I don't care how much you beg—"
"What? I think you—"
"I do NOT recommend interrupting me!"
"Ow! My ears!"
"I do not care how much you will pay, or how good looking you are—"
"You think I'm good looking? I'll take that compliment."
"Shut up and let me finish!"
"But I don't even know—"
"I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH: IF THIS BEHAVIOUR CONTINUES, I WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE ACTIONS!"
"Gosh dammit why are you shouting in my ears?! Behaviour? I think I behave like a gentleman!"
"DO YOU NOT REMEMBER GRADE TEN AT ALL?!"
"Not really, I dropped out half way through. I had miss Trunchbull as a teacher, I swear."
"...What?"
"No, really. She was such a horrible influence on my manliness."
"...What are you going on about now?"
"She always hated when I sassed her."
"Why are you—Don't change the subject!!! The act you pulled this time was way too far! I will hunt you down myself and punish you if you don't pull your head in!"
"I DON'T WANT TO SIT IN THE NO-NO CHAIR!"
"What?! Oh, no, you've got much worse coming your way!"
"Like what?"
"Do you need me to make you a brochure?! A step by step guide to how I'm going to emasculate you and force-feed—"
"I DON'T LIKE BROCHURES! I LIKE POWER POINTS! THE ONES WITH THE ANIMATED MOVING WORDS AND-AND STUFF!"
"JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE INTERRUPTING ME?!"
"Well I know who I am, but I have no idea who YOU think I am."
"..."
"Yeah, that guy must be a jerk."
"I...must have dialled the wrong number."
"I believe so, unless I've been sleep-walking aga—."
**Call disconnected at 4:09 pm**
"...Bit rude. Sad thing is that that's the most interesting thing that has happened to me all day."
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Dial Up
Γενικό Φαντασίας~Discontinued~ ~ May complete one day ~ A mostly dialogue story between two interesting characters. All because of an accidental dial. Rated mature because of language and serious threats. - - - Naomi started yelling into the phone without pausing t...
