5- Little Spoon or Knife?

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*Daniel and Zach at the supermarket*.

Lady: Aww. You guys are so cute.

Daniel: Thanks.

Lady:*to Zach* So. Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?.

Zach: Excuse me. I'm a knife.

Daniel:*grabs Zach pulling him away from the lady* He's a little spoon.

Zach's like "Bitch. What do I look like to you?".

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