Air: *wanders in holding a black kitten*
Nightflyer: Wh-
Nightflyer: What is that?
Air:.......Nothing.
Nightflyer: Okay, that's not nothing, you clearly have a cat.
Air:.....Can I keep him?
Nightflyer: With all the insanity that goes on around here? AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO TAM? No! It'd be a death sentence to the poor thing!
Air: But Nighty.... *hugs cat closer*
Cat: *purrs*
Nightflyer:...........
Nightflyer: *slams into the room where the rest of the Hosts are*
Nightflyer: AIR HAS A CAT, WE'RE KEEPING THE CAT, AND THAT'S THE LAST THING I'M GONNA SAY ABOUT IT, UNDERSTAND?
Rainkeeper: Okay.
Joy: Can I kill the-
Nightflyer: NO.
Joy: Okay! But if it happens, it happens.
Kelp: Cute kitty.
Air: His name is Kevin. He is my favorite child, I will not apologize to Ember and Hope for saying that.
Seashell: So Book Three we get new dragons to torture, an epic new cover, a forever vigil for a dead cashier, AND a mascot?
Kevin: *curls up on Air's head*
Air: Yes.
Rainkeeper: I love Book 3 already.
*players appear*
Kinkajou: Hey guys what's- OH MY MOONS, CUTE FURRY THING.
Air: It's a cat. His name is Kevin.
Winter:........And with that I have a new life goal.
Qibli: You're gonna try to kill the c-
Winter: I'm gonna try to kill that cat.
Peril: *lights Winter's tail on fire*
Peril: DON'T HURT THINGS MY DAUGHTER LIKES.
Nightflyer: THANK you.
Clay: *pops pills*
Rainkeeper: Clay, please tell me you're not a drug addict now, you're like the only innocent one we have left.
Clay: No, I just ate a lot of glass in the last dare, so now I have to take special medicine.
Clay: I have a doctor's note saying I'm not supposed to play this game anymore.
Kelp: Yeah, well I'm a certified doctor, so I overrule that note.
Clay: Fair enough.
Rainkeeper: Wait, since when is Kelp a doctor?
Kelp: Since when is Nightflyer a certified Pastafarian priest?
Nightflyer:.......Touche, toupee.
Joy: I know exactly what doctor Kelp is.
Seashell: That dude from Gray's Anatomy?
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