roshaun and alvaro: a love story 👁👄➖

part 1

Dear diary, I think. I'm ...

...gay.
   *insert roshaloevera theme song*

before we get ahead of ourselves,

let's start from the beginning ;)

don't. just don't say shit about this.

it was a sunny day.

very sunny.

aloe vera: "rOshaUn pass me the caprisuns <3"

roshaun: "what flavor?"

aloe vera: "fruit punch."

roshaun takes the caprisun and throws it at the aloe vera. he looks at his smexy brown eyes and wants to devour them because they look like little chocolate chips. he sits there. thinking to himself.

roshaun thinks to himself I just wanna scrub that aloe Vera all over my body

roshaun licks his lips

aloe veras eyes come out of his head when he realizes roshaun might be a cannibal and might want to eat him.

Omg omg omg He wants to eat me
(idk what I'm saying anymore siicidigkskfa)

they jump on their flying rats.

roshaun taps the rats booty very lightly, so the rat knows to fly. aloe vera does the same.

aloe vera: wait! we forgot our heels!

roshaun's eyes pop out of his head as he realized the pelicans were pecking at their $2929580 carrot louboutins.

roshaun squealed.

alvaro squeaked.

they both ran to their glorious carrot heels.