The Thicc Tree

Chapter One: A Mysterious Encounter

One day, Sundai wanted to go kill The Sun. She despised The Sun with pride and glory. She hated how straight it was, and only loved The Rainbow. The Rainbow was in love with The Moon and The Sun loved the Moon. Sundai wants to also wants to get married at the International Space Station to 707. 707 wants to have sex with Sundai. He cries himself to sleep knowing his dick is 2 inches long.

"I make self-deprecating jokes to hide the fact that I hate myself," cries 707.

Sundai replies, "I want your body!"

"And I want Jumin's dick and cat but I ain't getting none of that," replied 707.

"I want a divorce!" exclaimed Sundai.

"Okay! Whatever! I'm gay for Jumin anyway, and unlike you he sucks dick great!" yells 707 angrily.

Sundai shouted back, "I'll go to The Rainbow. When I suck him, I taste the rainbow!"

"Go suck The Rainbow then! He has low standards for a lady."

Jayden walks in and yells, "I love sucking small dick!! Love me 707!!"

"I'm gay!" 707 replies in anger.

"So?? I just want dick," Jayden continues to try to persuade.

"I'm fucking gay!!" yells 707 again.

"Fine then, I'll find the biggest 1 inch dick and suck it good." Jayden says.

"Kuh wah eee!!" yells Olivia. Everyone stops and says "WTF" at the same time.

"It's a me Mario! Me and J-Hope are gonna fuck, gotta go!" Olivia walks out with J-Hope. They then start to have sex.

"Oh yeah," says Olivia, "your dick is big, I'm a lesbian though."

J-Hope replies, confused, "You are?"

"Yeah, but I'd be straight for you," replies Olivia, "but let's fuck now and talk later."

J-Hope cums inside because he didn't use a condom.

"Next time, lets' use protection," stated J-Hope.

Suddenly, Jayden popped out from under the bed while Olivia and J-Hope are now talking and says, "what's a good name for my chloroplast?"

"WTF," yells Olivia, "how long have you been under there?"

"For the past 5 years," Jayden responds.

"So you've heard J-Hope and I fuck every time for the past 5 years??" Olivia asks, frustrated.

"Yes, what should I color my background?" Jayden asks, nonchalantly.

"So you're the one who's been eating all of the food when we were gone," J-Hope blames as he puts on the cute pouty face that he does.

"Aww!" Olivia dies from J-Hope's cuteness.

"Lol," Jayden laughs.

Suddenly, Ahmani walks in and says, "wassup?"

"Where the hell are all of these people coming from?" asks J-Hope.

"Y'all made me when you forgot to use a condom," explains Ahmani.

"Ermahgerd," says Olivia.

"I'm a father!!" yelled Jayden, high as fuck.

"How are you the father?" J-Hope questioned.

"She's just high, don't worry J-Hope," Olivia consoled, "I never had sex with anyone else."

"How did she get high?" J-Hope wondered.

"The Rainbow," answered Jayden. Jayden then tried to kiss Sundai's ass, who for some reason, came into the room too.

"Oh Sundai, I love your ass. It tastes like a sundae," says Jayden, sensually.

"Where the hell are all these people coming from??" Olivia asked, concerned.

"That's what I said!" said J-Hope.