Jotaro Reader Stuff

Y/N tries Summer's cookies

Yang: "Ah ha ha... hello~."

Y/N: "What. Do. You. Want?"

Yang: "To. Talk. To. You."

Y/N: "Yar-"

Yang: "What do Emos and Apples have in common?"

Y/N: "........."

Yang: "They YANG from a tree! Hahaha! Get it?! YANG! Hahaha!"

Y/N: "heh.... isn't it hang?"

Yang: "It is but Yang's the name and making puns is my game and on another note I hope my humor is to your taste, funny yet dark just like your soul."

Y/N: "Keep trying blondie."

I then walk away with a slight smile on my face.

Yang: "I'll get to you someday!"

And that she did... I'm glad she didn't give up on me.

Flashforward

It was the first week of Beacon and I remember Ruby bugging me non stop about where I get my hats and the extent of Star Platinum's abilities but looking back on it... nobody's ever admired me the way she does... it felt nice and it gave me a reason to do better.

Ruby: "Y/N! Let me wear your hat!"

I bring up my arm to see Ruby hanging on it.

Y/N: "Why?"

Ruby: "Because it's cool and I wanna see if it fuses with my hair too."

I sighed and placed my backup hat on her head and pushed the tip of it down blinding her.

Ruby: "Ah! Not fair! I'm blind! Blind I say! BLIND!"

She falls off my arm and scrambles to lift up the tip of my hat.

Y/N: "Heh, you're a funny one."

I kneel down and fix my hat giving her the ability to see again.

Y/N: "Now that you have my hat... Pose!"

Ruby: "What?"

Y/N: "POSE!"

Ruby: "Ah!"

She freaks out and does a karate chop.

Ruby: "Hyah!"

Y/N: "Noob!"

Ruby: "What?"

Y/N: "POSE!"

Ruby:

The silence that followed was deafening, it would go on for minutes until Ruby decided to break it.

Ruby: "Y/N? Are you okay?"

I stared at her with awe plastering my face until a bright smile replaced it!

Y/N: "I'm so proud!"

I rushed up to her and put her inside a back breaking hug.

Ruby: "Why?"

She says in a strained tone of voice as I finally let go.

Y/N: "Our fates are now intertwined for only true friends of a Joestar can return a pose with another one of equal or greater style, grace, and general badassery!"

Ruby: "Coooooool!"

Ruby shouts with excitement as purple stars replace her silver irises.

Ruby: "As your super serious friend I demand that we go hang out!"

Y/N: "Heh! Let's go."

Reality

As if by some magical force my clothes were then torn to shreds and the only sound I could emit was a loud and sensual moan that echoed through the whole room... I fell to my knees and then I realized... that I was crying... me... crying... pathetic.

Summer: "JoJo baka!!"

Slap!

The force of her slap spinned me a full 360 degrees as I fell face first on the floor when the pain on my cheek finally settled.

Y/N: "Why?"

I ask defeated as I'm still reeling from the stinging sensation that's engulfed my cheek.

Summer: "You tell me! You were daydreaming and then all of sudden you started ripping off your clothes and then you started moaning and you were rolling all over the floor naked!"

Y/N: "Damn it... that's not how it goes in the anime."

The End

A/N: Suuuuuuuuuuuup, I was feeling a little bit burned out on the main story so I decided to take a break by writing what was on my mind. Hope you enjoyed it, new story chapter is like 3/4ths done so expect that this week. Have a good day, a goodnight, leave a comment, and goodbye JoJo(s).