Crazy Little Witch

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October 17th.

"Happy Birthday, Princess!"

"Happy Birthday, Mom!"

"Thanks, babes!
Aw, Joseph!  Look at you trying to cook!
  You wanna kill me?" Fiona chuckles.

"Babe, I watched it on that.." Joe moves his hands as though he's typing.

"The computer?" Fiona laughs.

"Yeah, that! I really think I've done well this time! Sit down and eat!"

"Well it looks yummy! Hopefully I don't throw it up."

"Fiona, you have to remember you were pregnant the last time I cooked for you."

"True. Maybe it wasn't so bad." Fiona shrugs.

"Thank you!"

"Plus I helped him." Cordelia says.

"I see!" Fiona laughs.

"Well thank you both! You know I'm just playing with you, Joseph!"

"I know. Dig in!"

"Okay!"

**

Later that day.

Fiona laid on the couch while Joe gave her a foot rub.

"I can't believe we've been together for over a year and I still like you."

"Well that was random. Thanks?"

Fiona laughs.
"I was just thinking!
You know what else I was thinking?"

"What?"

"It's been a year since Toby was conceived."

"I know.."

"I wish I could dress him up in his little Halloween costume this year.." Fiona pouts.

"Me too."

"Why do you think I'm not pregnant yet?"

"It takes time, baby."

"Not with Toby!"

"Every time is different. It'll happen." Joe smiles.

"I'm just so excited for this little life that's not even been created yet. I've never been this excited about anything before!"

Joe smiles and places his hand on Fiona's leg.
"You're such a sweet little lady." He softly rubs his thumb back and forth.

"I've never heard that before." Fiona laughs.

"Only few know how beautiful your heart is."

"That makes me sound weak, Stop it."

"You're definitely not weak, Fiona Goode."

"Thanks.."

"Let's go out tonight. We can eat dinner, then go drinking and dancing. Just like the old days." Joe smiles.

"Ooh a date night?!"

"Yeah!"

"YAY! I'll let Cordelia go over to stay with Myrtle tonight."

"Mmm.. sounds good.." Joe mumbles into her neck.

"That tickles!" Fiona giggles.

"I'm just warning you up. Now come on, let's go get all dressed up and fancy!"

**

Later that evening.

"Oh I do love a nice drink, some jazz, and my baby girl in my arms."

"Mhm.. you're such a good dancer, Daddy."

"I have to keep up with you. You're great at everything!"

"I know." Fiona smiles up to Joe.

Joe chuckles and kisses Fiona's lips.

"Joey!" Fiona shouts as she giggles.

"Haha, you are drunk, missy!"

"No I AM!"

"What?" Joe chuckles.

"I'm not.. you're not.. I'm just kind of a little bit silly." Fiona smiles.

"You're SO drunk!"

"Yeah I know. Let do some sex stuff."

"Well I won't say no to that, momma." Joe scoops her up and leaves the bar.

"In the car sex! In the car sex! I'm so excited!" Fiona cheers.

"Oh wait!" Joe stops.

"What?"

"We took an Uber!"

"Well maybe he'll let us have sex in there!"

"I don't think so." Joe laughs and stands her up.
"We'll just have to wait till we get home."

"No.." Fiona pouts.

"Oh don't you pout." Joe pokes Fiona's bottom lip.

"Hey! Try and catch me, old man!" Fiona runs away.

"Fiona!"

"Catch me, Daddy!"

"How are you so fast? Fiona! Fiona!" Joe runs after her.

"Fiona? Oh my gosh, where the hell did you go?"

"Over here!" Joe hears Fiona's voice from a distance.
He follows it and gasps at what he sees.

"FIONA! Why are you naked?!" Joe shouts.

"I wanted sex." Fiona shrugs.
"Come on, you big baby! You're not scared to do it out here, are you? Don't be a sissy!" Fiona jumps up and wraps her arms and legs around him.

Joe chuckles. "You're a crazy little witch, do you know that?"

"Yes I do. Now sex, please." Fiona smiles cutely.

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