#170

187 10 0
                                    

Eli: Fuck metal straws, save the turtles for real.

Eli: *sets down frog on grass*

William: Did you just call that...a turtle?

Anon: That's a frog, you idiot.

Eli, in genuine surprise: Oh my god, really!?

Volks: You fucking dumbass

Blush Blush (and sometimes Crush Crush) Incorrect QuotesWhere stories live. Discover now