Wrong Number, Spidey

( /^ω^)/♪♪ Family ♪ \(^ω^\ )

Scarlet
Spidey, I love you so much right now!

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Spidey
I've got it!
I shall call you Hawk and Silver!

Silver
Have I been forced into the 'S' Club?

Spidey
Yep!

Scarlet
And do you know what the 'S' stands for?

Silver
Obviously not

Spidey
The 'S' stands for something?!

Scarlet
Isn't it obvious?
It's the Siblings Club!

Silver
Am I still the oldest?

Spidey
Depends how old you are

Hawk
Children do not tell the stranger your age!

Silver
We're 17

Hawk
Why do I even try?

Spidey
Sorry, Mr Hawk Sire!
If it helps, I'm 15!

Hawk
Thanks, Spidey :)

Natalia
While we're all throwing ages around, Hawk and I are 35 & 34.

Spidey
I hope you don't mind me saying, but you're both pretty young!

Natalia
Well, I didn't have the best childhood and got sterilised on my 18th birthday so I'm happy it happened, even though I did have to give them up for adoption until they were 15.
Also don't worry, I don't mind telling you :)

Scarlet
So, Мама, Папа, саn we adopt him???

Silver
Please!!!

Hawk
I think we should ask Spidey what he thinks?

Spidey
I would love that!
Although since I've never met you, we might have to stick to surrogate family for now :D
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Scarlet
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Silver
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Natalia
Did we just get another child?

Hawk
I think so...

Spidey
Hey, Mr Stark!

Mr Stark
Yes, kid?

Spidey
I now have a grand total of EIGHT friends!

Mr Stark
How and who?

Spidey
They messaged me saying they were friends/colleagues/associates of yours!

Mr Stark
What are their names?

Spidey
Well, I don't know...

Mr Stark
What do you mean, "you don't know"?!

Spidey
I just gave them nicknames based on their favourite Avenger!

Mr Stark
Ok, Bambi
What are their Avenger nicknames?

Spidey
Natalia, Hawk, Scarlet and Silver!

Mr Stark
She let you call her Natalia?
You ARE lucky!
She doesn't normally let people call her that unless she really likes them (definitely not me)

Spidey
I feel so honoured!
She even called me a cinnamon roll!
But I should probably tell you what they did...

Mr Stark
TELL ME WHAT THEY DID, KID!

Spidey
They adopted me!

Mr Stark
THEY WHAT?!

Spidey
Adopted me, Mr Stark!
They're my surrogate family now!

Mr Stark
Spiderling, just remember that I will always be your father

Spidey
I'll never forget about you, Mr Stark!

Mr Stark
It's late, you should get some sleep, Underoos :)

Spidey
Goodnight, Dad! ^_^
( ^‿^ )/♡

Mr Stark
Goodnight, Petey!
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