Wrong Number, Spidey

( /^ω^)/♪♪ Family ♪ \(^ω^\ )

Natalia
We can help teach you after this...
So what are your intentions towards Mr Stark, and how did you get his number?

Spidey
I just typed in the wrong number when trying to text my friend, Ned, and got on pretty great with Mr Stark so thought that maybe we could be friends because I only have three, and one of them is my aunt anyway, but I swear I come in peace please don't kill me or make me stop talking to him!!!

Scarlet
Oh he's perfect!
Please can we keep him, Mom?!

Natalia
Yes.
But only if your father and brother agree!

Spidey
Do I get a say in this?

Natalia
Maybe.
Do you have parents?

Spidey
Died in a plane crash ;(

Scarlet
Awww sorry!
Who's your legal guardian?

Spidey
My aunt and uncle, but my uncle got shot and died in my arms.
( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)

Natalia
I'm sorry for you, Pyotr, you can always talk to us if you need to

Spidey
Aw thanks, Nat!

Scarlet
Hey, Мама, can I add the other two onto here so we can adopt him already?!

Natalia
Да, моя маленькая Ванда

??
What is this?

???
Nat, what did you let her do?

Spidey
Hi!
Are you Mr Stark's friends/colleagues/associates too?

Natalia
This is the cinnamon roll he's been messaging

Scarlet
Isn't he adorable?!
*.✧⊂(•‿•⊂ )*.✧

Spidey
～(つˆДˆ)つ｡☆

??
Ok, младшая сестра, you might be right

Scarlet
We're twins! We're the same age!

??
I'm still 12 minutes older than you!

Scarlet
We'll see if you manage to die 12 minutes before me.

???
Kids stop fighting

Scarlet & ??
Fine!

Natalia
Why'd you do that?
I wanted to see who won.

Spidey
Ok, moving on...
Who are the new guys' favourite Avengers?

???
Hawkeye

??
Quicksilver

Spidey
QUICKSILVER IS AN AVENGER NOW?!