Hah No ||KNY x Reader||

Chapter 8

"BULLSHIT!! WE ALL KNOW BUTTERCUP IS THE BEST!!" the blonde stands up making his head collide with the roof of the car 

"YOU REALLY ARE STUPID! MOJO JOJO IS BEST GIRL!!!" you taunted the ash-blonde, standing up from your seat

"No, Bubbles is the best girl, she can speak with animals you dinguses, and Mojo Jojo isn't even a girl" the bi-colored haired male straighten his posture

"Well, I think-"

"KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT DEKU!!"

"DO NOT TALK ABOUT MOJO JOJO LIKE THAT YOU STRANGELY BEAUTIFUL MAN!!!" You pointed at the heterochromatic eyes that the young boy has

"To think the hitman is dumb is something that didn't cross my mind" he hissed back to you

"AGH THERE YOU GO AGAIN BEING AN INSULTING LITTLE BITCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT?! let's settle this on rock paper scissors!!" you pull out your hand ready to beat this bitch up

"Fine" you got closer towards him to play the game. Once you had a glaring contest you had to settle this once and for all

"ROCK! PAPER! SCISSOR! SHOOT!" Both of you went for rock

"It's a tie" the green boy spoke looking at both hands 

"Actually I'm holding a boiling hot kettle on my hand" you grinned evilly towards now the scared boy

"oh..." laughing your ass off, you sat back down to your seat beside Leon, crossing your feet like the bad bitch you are, grabbing your coffee you drank it in one go and wipe off the coffee on the edge of your mouth with your sleeve

"So, Mr. All Right-"

"All Might" The man corrected you

"All Right, what do ya wanna know since you're going to hire me doing government shit that you want us to do"

"you agree that you want to work with us?"

"I'd rather work for you then wait in jail bored to death, same as Leon, anyways any contracts that we have to sign?"

"Yes, but may I ask you something?"

"yeah?"

"Do you have any other work besides killing people?"

"Yes, I work like a demon slayer actually"

"A demon slayer?"

"A person who kills demons, you guys seriously didn't know there's a lot of missing people these days?"

"We know but we didn't know what actually caused it"

"...I can't believe the government is this dumb" you sighed in disappointment 

"HEY!! YOU'RE A FUCKING DUMBASS TOO!!" The ash-blonde barked

"BET!!" while you were battling against the ash-blonde with words, Leon sighed as quickly explained what a demon is and the demon slayer corps to Mr. All Might making the man interested

"so these creatures still existed for all of these years?" Deku looked at Leon worriedly

"Yes, they can wipe out the entire army if they want, but that will blow out his cover and will be noticed by the demon slayers" Leon straighten his posture

"Who?"

"THAT TEHEE DEMON BITCH MUZAN KIBUTSUJI!!!" You shouted in disgust

"Y/n! no shouting!! but yes, he's the king of all demons basically unstoppable, but can be stopped with the help of the demon slayer corps, so we were thinking..." Leon looked back at you while she nodded in agreement

"...If we can make the demon slayer corps known by the government, you guys could help us out defeating him before things get messier than before"

"What do you mean by that?" All Might look at him with many thoughts on his mind

"You see, Muzan is getting stronger, which means he can turn more people to become demons, and soon, all humanity will be wiped out if we don't stop him, currently he is hiding from the demon slayer corps so we don't know where he is..."

"Why should we trust you?"

"It's your choice to make Shoto Todoroki" hearing that from Leon, you smiled widely while the others are shocked

"How did you know his name?"

"What? do you think we didn't do our research about you guys too? oh, dear Toshinori Yagi, you were wrong" you laughed as the other people in the people from the limo started to feel felt heavyweights hit them from your and Leon's aura

"so...

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.

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shall we make a deal?"

~~

You got out of the car and closed the door leaving Leon with the other four to explain more in-depth about demons and demon slayers when the car drove off, you started to walk towards the demon slayer corps HQ feeling a smile still plastered on your face

You made an appointment with Oyakata sama the other day o you were expecting him today, entering the HQ you head towards Oyakata sama's office where he waited for her

"Good morning Oyakata sama!" you said happily opening the sliding doors seeing Oyakata sama sitting on his tatami floor, Oyakata sama has his office design like an old fashion Japanese house, even his house is modeled like that

"Ah, Good morning Y/n" he calmly said, you then enter the room and closed the door, sitting across from the man, you bowed your head to him with all your things placed beside you

"How is Urokodaki, Y/n?"

"He's doing great but still a little bit... no really harsh on his new student" both of you chuckled

"I see... So Y/n what do you want to discuss?"

"I was thinking, you know Sanemi wouldn't take a break just a day, right? There's going to be an event happening in the city so I was meaning to take my brothers there"

"Ah I heard it, Its the grand opening of the new arcade tomorrow right?"

"Yes! Because I went back alive with Genya from the final selection, I want to celebrate it on some fun gaming" you smiled leaving Oyakata sama to think, he then nodded making your smile wider

"I will inform Sanemi then"

"YES!!! Thank you so much! I'll tell him today then!" You bowed to him again feeling that you'll burst into happiness at any moment

"How nice of you to help brothers Y/n"

"I was planning this a while ago actually, I just don't want my brothers to be stressed out too much" you rubbed your nape

"You're a great child, you know that Y/n?"

"Great is a strong word, but I'm mostly amazing and fantastic, but then again I did cause havoc on the HQ once"

"Ah I remember that time"

"Tehee sorry my bad"

"It's alright, you are mostly forgiven..."

"Okay, sad bois hours tonight," you said tiredly with an awkward smile

"...Y/n could you answer a question for me?"

"Sure!" You were happy now that Oyakata sama agreed for you to take Sanemi and Genya to the arcade tomorrow, but the thing is you were scared what question he was about to shoot at you at any moment, remembering the confirmed Kasugai crow feather that you got from your mission

"So Y/n... how's work?"

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