Well... That's a Wrong Number

Part Two... Where I write more stuff

Peter: FINE
Peter: *Insert warehouse address*
Peter: Its the fifth window up, 3 across.
Peter: YOU ARE A LIFE SAVER AND I OWE YOU ONE

Mr. Tony Sir:I don't know if I even want to know how you broke the fifth floor window
Mr. Tony Sir: And do you really want to repay me?

Peter: That sounds ominous Mr. Tony Sir
Peter: Le gasp! Are you really a pedophile
Peter: NO I WILL NOT CALL YOU DADDY, WHY DO SO MANY ASK ME TO

Mr. Tony Sir: WHAT NO
Mr. Tony Sir:THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

Peter: Hmm then what do you want Mr. Tony Sir

Mr. Tony Sir: For you to call me Tony. Just Tony.  Not Mr. Tony Sir

Peter: buT... That's illegal!! I can't do that!!

Mr. Tony Sir: Calling me by my name isn't illegal?? It's my name

Peter: Its like super illegal.

Mr. Tony Sir:Explain??

Peter: Your like old. It's disrespectful to not address you properly Mr. Tony Sir. You never gave me your last name so I had to improvise

Mr. Tony Sir:So it's disrespectful to call me by my name but not disrespectful to call me old?
Mr. Tony Sir:And I'm not old! You don't even know how old I am

Peter: You just sound super old. And you call me kid. You don't knwo how old I am. I bet ypur a grandpa who calls everyone kid like how old man captain frisbee calls everyone son. Gotta be atleast 107

Mr. Tony Sir: I'm only 48! I'm in my prime. And I call you kid because you sound young kid. I assume about 20.  You've given me no reason to hack you just yet to find out all your information so I've left you alone for now (or at least I haven't looked you up)
Mr. Tony Sir: iM wheezing... do you actually call cap that?

Peter: Woah that a lot to read
Peter: Hah jokes on you I'm 15

Mr. Tony Sir:15?? That makes all those kidnapping attempts more concerning!! What have you been doing that makes you such a target?

Peter: I rather it be me than some other kid. I couldn't let them go for anyone else so I draw the attention away from the kindergarten when they linger
Peter: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T SEARCH MEUP?? THEN WHO DID?!?!?

Mr. Tony Sir: Uh my assistant Friday. Just standard procedure when threatening messages come through. Don't worry no one else sees it but her unless I need to access it for some reason
Mr. Tony Sir: Plus you shouldn't put yourself in danger kid. Call the cops if you see something going on

Mr. Tony Sir: Kid?

Mr. Tony Sir: Are you mad?

Mr. Tony Sir: I swear it's nothing personal against  you

Mr. Tony Sir: Cmon kid it's been 20 minutes

Mr. Tony Sir: I'm getting worried

Mr. Tony Sir: Don't make me track you

Peter: NO ITS OKAY IM FINE
Peter: IM SORRY I WAS JUST SWINGING HOME
Peter: I MEAN WALKING. I HAD TO PAY ATTENTION SO I WOULDN'T GET MUGGED

Mr. Tony Sir: I have so many grey hairs... and they all come from you. I'm sorry for searching you up. I swear I didn't look at it or make it public, it's just to make sure your not trying to harm me or my company

Peter: Pretty sure you have grey hairs because your old
Peter: :( cant believe you've done this  Mr. Tony Sir. You don't see me hacking you now do ya

Mr. Tony Sir: Why does "old man captain frisbee" get an informal name while I'm stuck with Mr. Tony Sir
Mr. Tony Sir: You couldn't hack me if you tried Squirt

Peter: Because captain frisbee does not have my respect. I wouldn't hesitate to deck him even if it ended up breaking my hand

Mr. Tony Sir: Aw how cute you respect me! That won't last long
Mr. Tony Sir: What do you have against Capsicle?

Peter: *Gasp!* You will always have my respect Mr. Tony Sir! Unless you like murder 40 people. Under 40 and I still have hope that you'll change
Peter: Tell Captain frisbee to square up. I'm ready to fight a bitch
Peter: That's what he gets for constantly lecturing me

Mr. Tony Sir: I'll be rooting for you
Mr. Tony Sir: What do you mean lecturing? You know cap?

Peter: Thank you uwu
Peter: and pff no. I mean his detention psas

Mr. Tony Sir: psas?

Peter: You haven't  seen them? I envy you
Peter: He recorded a whole bunch of them about like lecturing students what's right. They are horrible and now my whole generation is ready to fight Cap.
Peter: He doesn't stand a chance
Peter: *Insert rapping with cap link*

Mr. Tony Sir:  Your my new favourite, thank you for showing me this

Peter: D: I wasn't you favourite before?? Rood
Peter: Cross me again and you'll also get fought. I will find you. That's a promise.
Peter: anyway Byeeeeeeee <3 need to nap before school starts!! Text you later

Mr. Tony Sir: Night Kid

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Avengers ASSemble

Tiny Stank: You'll never guess what I just discovered
Tiny Stank: *Insert rapping with cap link*

Cap: Oh god
Caw caw: bLaSpHeMy