BONUS: TRIBUTE INTERVIEW

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caesar flickerman: hows life

finchkit: whadda ya think jerk

caesar: uh what? O NO U DIDN'T. PEACE KEEPERSSSSSS!!!!!

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finchkit: life's terrible, considering i just got put in the hunger games

caesar: thats nice

finchkit: no it's not....

caesar: well what's ur weapon of choice?

finchkit: it would be you if that was legal. i would just get you to talk the other tributes to death.

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caesar: hello again.... finchkit, do you think you'll do well in the games?

finchkit: uh hello im a kit whaddya think

caesar: well....?

finchkit: not well. i won't do well. NEXT QUESTION

caesar: fine sassy pants

finchkit: *finger snap* SCUZE ME?

caesar: scuze u what? OMG DID U FART AHHHH PEACEKEEPERS GET THIS DISGUSTING CHILD AWAY FROM ME

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finchkit: YOU CAPITOL PEOPLE SHOULD ALL DIE IN HOLES YOU PIECES OF FOX DUNG IDIOTS-

caesar: AHH SHES A NAUGHTY CHILD TOO!! PEACEKEEPERSSSSSS-

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idek. kay?

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