Chris: * sighs*
Chris: no one loves me I'm stu----
Piers: I LOVE YOU! YOU ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS THING THAT HAPPENED IN MY LIFE CAPTAIN. U R A HUMAN MASTERPIECE!!!!! YOU'RE THE BEST
Chris: ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Jill and Claire at the end of the table: *sips tea*
