Sorry I couldn't help myself.
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Harry and draco watch in amusement as they start arguing over draco being gay or not
Pansy: of course he is gay!!
Ron: I have seen him date tons of girls. He isn't gay..
Blaise: maybe he is hiding his straight ness. But he is gay
Hermione was just about to say something when music starts playing and pansy starts singing
Pansy: There! Right There!
She points at draco
Pansy: Look at that tan, that tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubly chin
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay
Ron: I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate.
This guy's not gay, I say not gay
Everyone but harry and draco: That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically matically fay?
Blaise: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks
Pansy: Look at his silk translucent socks
Ron: There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seeing
Blaise: What are we seeing?
Ron; Is he gay?
Pansy: Of course he's gay
Hermione: Or European?
Everyone but harry and draco: ohhhhhh
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or european?
They all look at harry who blushes
Harry: Well, hey don't look at me
They turn back to face each other
Hermione: You see they bring their boys up different
in those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
Everyone but harry and draco: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks
Pansy; Oh please
Everyone but harry and draco: Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
Harry starts singing trying to help his friends
Harry: Depending on the time of day
The French go either way
Everyone but draco: Is he gay or European?
or-
Hermione: There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro-hetro jerk
That guy's not gay, I say no way
Everyone but draco: That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume
Pansy: Is automatically, radically
Blaise: Ironically, cronically
Pansy: Scurtinly, curtainly
Blaise: Genetically, netically
Blaise and pansy: Gay!
Officially Gay!
Officially Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay!
Draco winks at pansy
Pansy and blaise: Dammit
Everyone but draco: Gay or European?
Ron: So stylish and relaxed
Everyone but harry and draco: Is he gay or European?
Harry blushes slightly singing the next line
Harry: I think his chest is waxed
Hermione: But they bring their boys up different there
It's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse
Everyone but draco:
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code
Hermione:
Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed
Everyone but draco:
Huh
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
Blaise; But if he turns out gay
I'm free at 8 on saturday
Everyone but harry and draco:
Is he gay or European?
Gay or european?
Gay or Euro-
Hermione interrupts them and says
Hermione: Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try
Blaise : The floor is yours
Hermione goes over to draco
Hermione: So Mr. Malfoy...
This alleged affair with Ms. Greengrass
has been going on for...?
Draco rolls his eyes
Draco: 2 years
Hermione: And your first name again is...?
Draco: draco
Hermione: And your boyfriend's name is...?
Draco: potter
Everyone but harry and harry gasps
Draco; I'm sorry! I misunderstand
You say boyfriend
I thought you say best enemy
Pottee is my best enemy
Harry having enough of hiding sighs and sings
Harry: You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it
I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples
I have a big announcement
This man is gay and European!
He turns to draco
Harry: you've got to stop your being
a completely closet case
He turns to everyone else
Harry: No matter what he say
I sware he never ever ever swing the other way
Harry turns back to draco
Harry: You are so gay
You big parfait!
You flaming boy in cabaret
Draco:
I'm straight!
Harry: You were not yesterday
So if I may, I'm proud to say
He's gay!
Everyone but harry and draco: And European!
Harry; He's gay!
Everyone but harry and draco:And European!
Harry: He's gay!
Everyone but harry and draco: And European and Gay!
Draco: Fine okay I'm gay!
Everyone but harry and draco: Hooray!
Draco and harry: we are gay!
Everyone stops singing and bursts out laughing. Before ron stops and releasing what they sang
Ron: wait are you and malfoy actually dating, harry?
Everyone looks at harry waiting for the answer
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Golden tro Vs sliver tro (Complete)
FanfictionThe golden tro (Hermione, ron and harry) and the sliver tro (draco, pansy and blaise) are trapped in the room of requirements together. Theres a note on the wall saying "the only way out is to have a singing battle"
