mystery hotline. [ nct ]

[ two ]

WHITE:
if i ask the question who would you trust with your life, what would be the first name that comes to your mind out of the people here?
the whole point of this is so see who we feel most connected too and trust the most, this doesn't mean they're your match but it could give you an idea

KITTY:
for some reason i feel a weird connection between me and flash... 💞

FLASH:
that's me b 🤧

ANEKO:
he's adorable protect him with your life

FLASH:
aye aye captain ✋

ACE:
uh, guys?
me and angel were talking on pm and we decided to call because we figured they couldn't stop us from saying our names on there...

ANGEL:
turns out they monitor calls too, because when i said my name my voice went all haywire and ace couldn't hear anything i was saying

ANEKO:
shit

ANGEL:
???

ANEKO:
on the homescreen it says you can't say any personal information or you'll get punished
maybe that's why my day was so bad

ANGEL:
shit

KITTY:
hey no swearing >:(

FLASH:
if the babie says no swearing then no swearing

ANEKO:
and you made fun of me for being whipped

FLASH:
ay
shut the fuck up

ANEKO:
???
NO YOU??

WHITE:
BOTH of you shut up where's my boy
@ autumn

AUTUMN:
YOUR BOY?!
MAYBE I DIED 🤧

WHITE:
yes yes shut up
i'm almost positive we're soulmates
but
i'm straight

AUTUMN:
HAHA FUNNY JOKE

WHITE:
???

AUTUMN:
o shit u were serious
well i'm bisexual-

WHITE:
great. fuck.

AUTUMN:
very great ;)
come over bby

WHITE:
@ wellwish
what did you taint him with

WELLWISH:
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING THIS TIME

ANEKO:
sounds fake but okay

ACE:
i call bullshit

MOONIE:
so that was a fucking lie

WELLWISH:
STOP QUOTING RANDOM THINGS I GET THE POINT GUYS

ACE:
did moonie just ??? add onto what i saying ???

MOONIE:
shut UP
this does not mean i like you

ACE:
sounds fake but okay

ANEKO:
BITCH STOP COPYING ME

BAMBI:
SOMEONE HOLD MY HAND IM SCARED TOO MUCH YELLING

HAECHAN:
ON IT BBY

BAMBI:
OW FUCK
I JUST GOT SHOCKED
I WANT DEATHDHDB

HAECHAN:
omg baby-
wait
what the fuck

BAMBI:
OUCHIE I JUST GOT SHCOOED AGINBS

FLASH:
oh my god

ANGEL:
holy fuck

KITTY:
what?? i'm confused fill me in :(

ACE:
bambi and haechan are paired

BAMBI:
WHAT THE FUCKSHDH

HAECHAN:
EXCUSÉ MOI???!!!??!!

BAMBI:
THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THE LANGUAGE OF THE BAGUETTE, CHANNIE

HAECHAN:
SKDHDJD YOU CALLED ME CHANNIE 🥺🤚
NOONE TALK TO ME IM SOFT 🤧

ANEKO:
LANGUAGE OF THE BAGUETTE?!
BAMBI I-

MOONIE:
this group chat needs jesus

FLASH:
no actually
i think this groupchat needs therapy

ACE:
get in bitches we're going to therapy!!!

ANEKO:
*deep sigh*