so there i was chilling out and waiting to go to prom oh fuck this is supposed to be third person
so marissa was chilling out and waiting to go ro prom.
"im just chilling out and waiting to go to prom but i want a sexy polar boy to take me like charles the poplar boy at school who is sexy" said marissa as she was chilling.
"but what about me" whined william, who was half an inch shorter than marissa.
"you're not poplar and i think of u as a little brother which is something that gets in the way of me seeing you as a prospective partner, but maybe that will chane as the story progresses idk i dont wanna spoil the ending" sid marissa back.
meanwhile percy was sticking riptide up thor's ass and saying "how u lke that god of thunder"
"it hurts" said thor.
"its supposed t" said percy.
"go percy" said annabeth.
"thanks babe" said percy.
"you are so sexy when you beat up thor the god of thunder" said annabeth
"ur always sexy" said peryc.
annabeth started swooning.
anyways back to marrissa. but we are going to flashback 2 weeks.
marissa was chilling.
"omg i failed my greek history midterm" said marissa.
"lol ur an idiot" said william.
"fuck u virgin" said marissa.
"i get more bitches than u" said william
"but not this 1" said marissa.
"i dont even want u u have COOTIES and smell likeexpired applesauce" said william before bursting into tears and running into the closet.
authors note: the closet is a metaphor for his sexuality
end authors note
annabeth: hi marissa welcome home from school how was it sweetie
marissa; shut up i hate you i wish i was never born
marissa yelled that she wished she was never born and then ran into her room screaming and crying.
percy: man women are so temperamental
annabeth: ikr
charles: fuck her ass was pretty nicd running into her room
annabeth: why r u in my house
end of chapter 1
authors not: sorry to leve on cliff hanger but i am starting to sober up and hate myself
YOU ARE READING
im drunk
Historical Fictionshooo i know its been a long tijme sarry!!!!!!! btu im back with a vengence and today im gonna tell u abot percabeth and marissa and how they fought the god of hades and tok him down and beat up thor too and captain america but anyways before that...
