Boyfriends Whenever (Barry x Naldo one shot collection)

The Start of Something New

Cyd and Shelby had just entered the RV and were fiddling with some of Barry's gizmos. Cyd had pushed a button extending a lever holding a blue beaker of hair gel.

"Hey, what's this?" Shelby asked.

"That's Barry's chest hair machine," Naldo said.

"Cool," Shelby said as she pressed a button firing a laser at Naldo who then jumped out of they way and into Barry's arms. The laser continued it's path through the hair gel then into Barry and Naldo.

"Barry, what happened?" Naldo asked.

"I actually don't know," Barry responded.

"Well I have some totinos in the toaster oven back at our house," Cyd said, "come on Shelbs."

"Renaldo, we must find out what happened, to the lab. Wait, we're already here," Barry said.

Barry then pulled a few papers out of a drawer by the RV fridge.

"Barry?" Naldo asked

Barry then turned towards Naldo their eyes locked in a gaze, Barry leaned up on his toes and kissed Naldo but immediately pulled back as lights swirled around them, "sorry. I'm terrible at reading people."

"Oh no it was fine, I just was looking at the goop in your hair though."

"Oh," he said sadly.

"What were the swirling lights?" Naldo asked.

"I'm not sure, Naldo! Look at the calendar,"

"Hu? Wait it's my birthday already?"

"No, it's supposed to be June 3rd. What happened?"

"Well, I was thinking about my birthday, and then you kissed me, and now it's my birthday."

"We need to see what's happened to everyone else," Barry said.

"Shelby's right there," Naldo said.

"Shelby! Did you notice anything that's happened since this morning?" Barry asked.

"No we came over here like normal and listened to your latest time travel adventure, and -"

"Wait time travel?" Barry screamed.

"Oh, you told me this would happen. Back on June third you and Naldo discovered time travel."

"Of course, do you know anything else.  Like how it works."

"Not completely sure, you said it happens if you think about a time and then kiss, after that your minds are transported to where your body is at that time."

"Hang on. Did you say kiss?" Barry continued.

"Oh it took you three years traped in the future until you started dating and figured that out."

"Us dating, pfft," said Naldo.

"Oh yeah pfft," Barry repeated awkwardly trying to hide his new crush that he developed after kissing Naldo. "Well we should get back to our time."

They kissed again. Naldo focused on returning to their time while barry focused on twenty years in the future, because of his higher IQ he was able to overpower Naldo.

When they reached to future they were in a large suburban three bedroom house with two small children one seven year old caucasian male and a four year old Asian female.

"Renaldo, who's kids are these?"

"Daddy!" Said the four year old running towards them.

"I think they're ours," said Naldo.

"Okay maybe we should go back to our time,"

Naldo leaned towards Barry and kissed him again, lights swirled around them again.

"Naldo, after seeing what happened, do you think, maybe, possibly, we could go out to the movies like on a date maybe. I know it sounds crazy but -"

"Yes," Naldo said before trying to kiss Barry again.

"Wait,"

"What?"

"If we kiss we might time travel again."

"Then just don't think about anything else, think of me think of now," Naldo said before kissing Barry again.