𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦

texting pt. 1

momthersteve:

LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN

dukeofchickennuggets:

YEAH LANGUAGE CK WHAT THE FUCK

ckluvsalphabetsoup:

NOT HELPING GUYS

momthersteve:

DUKE
WHAT THE HECK
YOU HAVE CLASSES IN 20 MINUTES WHERE ARE YOU
CK LOOK UNDER YOUR BOOKS OR DESK OR IN YOUR CLOSET YOU ALWAYS LEAVE YOUR STUFF THERE

dukeofchickennuggets :

hold on ma'am im getting my car keys chill ill be there in 7 don't worry

ckluvsalphabetsoup:

HELP
TIE
HELP
PLEASE

vessfinnabeatass:

well have you tried looking around in your room?

ckluvsalphabetsoup:

Yes but it's not there.

gayson:

kitchen?

ckluvsalphabetsoup:

Not yet, but I'll go check now

gayson:

okay gl

padrédrew:

Not all of you are awake but it's already chaos?
I love being a dad.

gayson:

i still dw to go to work its a fucking snowstorm out there

padrédrew:

Don't exaggerate, Jason.
Just go, you want the money anyway.

gayson:

u know youre right
but im tired and its cold outside

vessfinnabeatass:

i thought you loved the snow?

momthersteve:

DUKE
YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
I'M GOING TO CLASS FIRST SEE YOU LATER

gayson:

yeah but not in -69,000,000°C at 6am
who tf do u think i am

vessfinnabeatass:

yea good point

ckluvsalphabetsoup :

GUYS I FOUND IT

padrédrew:

Where was it?

ckluvsalphabetsoup:

IN MY REFRIGERATOR

vessfinnabeatass:

AHDDSKHDJ WHAT

ckluvsalphabetsoup:

IT WAS IN MY REFRIGERATOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND FUCK

momthersteve:

I CALLED IT
CK KEEP YOUR TIE IN YOUR CLOSET
NOT YOUR KITCHEN

ckluvsalphabetsoup:

YES MA'AM
SEE YOU GUYS AFTER SCHOOL

oliveoilgod:

what happened
how
what
how does a tie get into a fridge

padrédrew:

Yeah what the heck

it's almost 05:00 over there
why are you guys like this
can't we just be normal

momthersteve:

My favorite child is awake
All of you stop being batshit crazy for a moment

oliveoilgod:

oh my college campus is frozen over
i'm staying in tonight screw this

gayson:

just so we all rmb luc is the favourite only bc she isn't us
which is discrimination
steve im going to sue

this
this is why we can't have nice things

gayson:

im your 4th mom you go back to sleep

vessfinnabeatass:

i thought it was bc she's the youngest??
jason just go to work already

gayson:

no sry

padrédrew:

Jason go to work
Luc you better be getting ready for bed it's almost 8 over there kiddo
Do you want a bedtime story or just tucking in honey

prestopresco:

AHAHDHA BEDTIME STORY LUC YOU'RE A BABY

AM NOT DICKHEAD
YOU'RE IN CLASS GO TO CLASS

momthersteve:

JERIN
LANGUAGE

padrédrew:

Oh no
Here we go again

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this, all on a normal day.

and that's where i stopped because it just gets worse from there on out.

have a good day!

- jj