Incorrect Quotes 1

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Zombies catch-up
This is basically just all the ones i did before i was addicted to Zombies
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zed: yeeted
eliza: yote
zed: yeeted
eliza: yote
addison: i just wanna know who threw stacey out of a third story window
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zed: i need attention or i'll die
addison: *hugs zed*
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bree, after witnessing this: i need attention or ill die
bonzo, not even looking up from his book: die
wynter: *hugs bree*
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addison: so here's the tea
bucky: for the last time it's called the cheer updates
bree: shhh i wanna hear the tea
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eliza: i regret getting you that blender for your birthday
zed: [sipping waffle] why?
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jacey: i do what i want
lacey: i'm telling bucky
jacey: wait no-
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bucky: if i got a dollar for every time i got called ugly
bucky: if have no money
bucky: lol you thought
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jacey: i did a bad thing
bucky: does it affect me?
jacey: no but-
bucky: then suffer in silence
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zed: *accidentally hits wyatt in the face*
zed: *trying to decide whether to say "i'm fkn sorry" or "are you ok"*
zed: ARE YOU FKN SORRY
wyatt: *choking back tears* w-why
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zed: did you know every time you break a bone it will heal back stronger?
bonzo: so you're saying i should break all my bones until i become invincible
zed:
bonzo:
eliza: please don't
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addison: how do you feel?
willa: i don't feel
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lacey: there are no snacks in the kitchen
bucky, offended: i'm literally right here
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eliza: i'm back
addison: cool, all the toilets are broken and wynter's arm is stuck in the ceiling
eliza:
eliza: i was gone for 5 minutes??
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wyatt: people like willa only have one thing on their mind
addison: boys?
wyatt: homicide
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zed: i guess you could say i've [winks] fallen for you
addison: you just fell down 8 flights of stairs how are you alive
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addison: i want someone to love me
wyatt: i will. forever and ever
addison: oh i meant zed
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willa: lee?
lee: excuse me i have a phd
willa: and i have to p-e-e
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addison: what would you like to eat?
willa: bleach
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bree: is that your stalker?
wynter: no
wynter: he's in there
wynter: staring at me
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wyatt: 20 years from now i guarantee you i will be addison's second husband
addison: what happened to my first husband?
wyatt: nothing you can prove
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bucky: bree, why are you always so dramatic? can't you just calm down?
bree: to quote hamlet act 3 scene 3 line 92, no
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eliza: what are you, five?
zed: yeah, five feet taller than you
eliza:...
zed:...
eliza:...
zed: please don't hurt me
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wynter: just try some light flirting, ya know? be subtle
wyatt: okay, i can do that
[later]
wyatt: hey, addison, high five!
addison: *high fives wyatt*
wyatt: *interlaces their fingers*
wyatt: i'm in love with you
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good responses to getting stabbed with a knife

wynter: rude
zed: not again
eliza: are you going to want this back or can i keep it
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willa: why are you on the ceiling?
wyatt: it's sunday
willa: what does that mean?
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bonzo: do ever think pigeons get sad because they don't have arms?
wynter: do you ever get sad that you don't have wings?
bonzo: [tearing up] every day
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addison: you're a mess
bree: you have a crushed cracker on your shoulder
addison: it's called an accessory bReE
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jacey: when i finally get a full nights sleep it's all over for you losers
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eliza: [slowly removes heart shaped glasses while steadily holding a death glare] i beg your pardon?
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bree: what took you so long to answer?
bonzo: my fingers were covered in chocolate and the touch screen wouldn't work
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willa: you remember that time i told you that you were too nice to everyone?
wyatt: [making tea] no, why?
burglar: 2 sugars please
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lacey: so, do you have a crush on anyone?
bucky: the only crush i have is this crushing anxiety
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addison: alright i got a box. we're going to put everything we hate in here
bree: can i put tracey in the box?
addison: no
bonzo: can i put tracey in the box?
addison: no
wyatt: can i-
addison: nobody's putting tracey in the box
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bonzo: i like you
bree: you like me? you like my personality?
bonzo: i was surprised too
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wyatt: hey willa, show me how you feel about me
willa: i don't have enough middle fingers
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zed: can i go to the bathroom?
lee: it's "may"
zed: it's april
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bree: i need a three letter word for disappointment
eliza: zed
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addison: so when are you going to fall in love
zoey: i can't even fall asleep
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wyatt: *has been laying on the ground for 15 minutes*
willa: what's up with you?
wyatt: i'm a little overwhelmed
willa: why?
wyatt: addison smiled at me
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bonzo: i dare you to kiss the next person who walks in the room
zed: i'm not kissing anyone
addison: *enters*
zed: ok, i'll do it, rules are rules
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zed, to addison: oh no, you have a scratch under your eye
willa: it's probably because you wear too much pink
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wynter: twinkies aren't good for you
bree: well, neither is being obsessed with a serial killer but here we are
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Word Count: 880

this took me four days

Abby is out