Frerard Demons

the possessed phone

A/N: the image at the top is the one that the demons are from, just in case you wanted to see whole thing.
i am sorry this exists but i thought it would be funny 

-sushi
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she handed the phone to the priest, her hand shaking, "i'm scared... my phone might be possessed." she admitted. "let me see what i can do" the priest told her, "i'll get back to you when i've solved the problem." he promised. she nodded and walked off, now the priest must come up with a way to get rid of these demons.

after hours of work he is at a loss of how to expel the demons from it, at this point, the phone is not only full of demons but IS a demon.

the priest would usually douse it in holy water but considering it's a phone that wouldn't work.

he tried prayer, but the phone demons were more than a bit stubborn. he had never experienced being mocked by a phone demon until today.

as it turns out, pregnant gerard and frank are demons themselves, the priest knows that the only way to expel the evil would be to release them into a controlled environment but he is sure they cannot be trusted to go out into the world, so for now he tries to focus on killing them.

he's not sure how he's going to do this, but he knows if they get out, things will not be pretty. he begins his research on how he can kill these horrible demons once and for all.

after hours of hard labor and research he's come to the conclusion that the only people with the capability of fighting the frerard demons are two people by the name of Jamia and Lindsey.

he doesn't know how yet, but he knows he needs to get these people on his team. if they don't stop the demons now, the damage will be irreversible.

he finds their names in a phone book, he calls them up and tells them to meet him at his church without much context, praying to himself they they'll agree to come.

he waits for a while and neither show up, and his hope is quickly diminishing. but thankfully, right as he thought all hope was lost, he heard the church door open and saw two women, jamia and lindsey, walk in.

"oh! i'm forever grateful that you agreed to meet me here!" the priest exclaims, the two women give him a small smile and he explains the situation.

the women were perplexed by the situation, but not shocked. jamia simply shook her head, disappointed, while lindsey informed him, "the demons have been around for a while. but they've been inactive since the early 2010's. that is until now. we thought they were dead"

"yes, i remember when that happened, it was everywhere, instagram, twitter, you name it, and occasionally i would see it pop up randomly, but i usually just brushed it aside" Lindsey admitted. the priest was surprised by this "how do we kill them?" Jamia questioned.

"i'm honestly not quite sure" admitted the priest. "i was hoping u two would be able to stop it once and for all." the women shook their heads, disappointed. they questioned the priest on what he had tried so far. none of the usual techniques were working; they were gonna have to go big.

Lindsey, Jamia, and the priest stood in the middle of the church contemplating what they might do. "all due respect father, but i know nothing about religion and think it's all bs, so i'm not much help here" Jamia says. the priest sighs at this, he should've expected it, but he still had hope they could be in some assistance in this dire situation.

"i know we may not all agree on our beliefs, but we can all agree that this, whether we think it's a demon or otherwise, must be stopped now." jamia and lindsey both nodded their heads in agreement, but they still didn't have a clue how to kill the monster. the three moped around, hopeless, waiting for one another to come up with a solution.